{"id":278237,"date":"2010-02-04T09:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T14:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5464115"},"modified":"2010-02-04T09:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T14:40:00","slug":"the-hello-kitty-chainsaw-massacre-death-by-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/278237","title":{"rendered":"The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre [Death By Cute]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/hello-kitty-chainsaw.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_hello-kitty-chainsaw.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a>When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old cliches. &#8220;She seemed so harmless,&#8221; the neighbors will say. &#8220;We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow.&#8221; But <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/338916\/hello-kitty-expands-upon-arsenal-with-ar+15-rifle\">we knew better<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The provenance of this <a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #hellokitty\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/hellokitty\/\">Hello Kitty<\/a> chainsaw, complete with a splatter pattern of purple hearts on the blade, is unknown, and maybe it&#8217;s better that way. The less we know, the less likely we are to be dragged in as material witnesses. 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The provenance of this Hello Kitty chainsaw, complete with a splatter pattern of purple hearts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}