{"id":280948,"date":"2010-02-05T06:00:29","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T11:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?p=6453"},"modified":"2010-02-05T06:00:29","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T11:00:29","slug":"the-toilet-paper-article-of-the-week-knock-%e2%80%98em-dead-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/280948","title":{"rendered":"The Toilet Paper Article of the Week: Knock \u2018Em Dead Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s an article from our friends over at The Toilet Paper<\/a>. To subscribe to their free ball busting daily newsletter, click here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Most 16-year-old girls are concerned about pimples, prom, and being popular. For Californian teenager Abby Sunderland, being hi-jacked by pirates, crushed in blinding squalls, or starving to death top the list.<\/p>\n

Last Friday, the young sailor hopped aboard her boat Wild Eyes and set out <\/span>to be the youngest person to sail around the world. Crazy? You bet your sea cock. But with social networking, bullying, pregnancy pacts, gang violence, and all the other dreck facing many teenage girls attending high school today, spending 150 days on a boat alone doesn\u2019t sound so dangerous.<\/p>\n

Number<\/strong><\/p>\n

24,500 – Miles of Abby\u2019s planned trip. Some items she will be taking with her are some books, her iPod, a couple of cameras, and six months of dehydrated food.<\/p>\n

We\u2019d throw on 40 skids of beer for ballast.<\/em><\/p>\n

Quote<\/strong><\/p>\n

“A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.”<\/p>\n

Herman Melville, author of Moby Dick
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So, like a paper on harpoon maintenance and a final on scurvy? What\u2019s the big deal?<\/em><\/p>\n

Word<\/strong> \t<\/p>\n

circumnavigation<\/em><\/p>\n

noun. 1. Sailing or flying around; making the circuit by navigation. 2. Preliminary fly-by the doctor does before snipping the turtleneck off your wang.<\/p>\n

Fact<\/strong><\/p>\n

Abby\u2019s brother Zac Sunderland was 17 when he sailed around the world on a 36-foot Islander sailboat he bought for $6,000. It took him 13 months and 2 days. His sister plans to do it in 5 months. No one likes a one-upper, Abby.<\/p>\n

The List<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Young and Ambitious<\/p>\n

Braxton Bilbey, 7 – Youngest person to swim from Alcatraz to San Francisco. No that is not shrinkage, folks; he is seven.
\nVictoria Rae White, 10 – Youngest person to ski on all seven continents. Incredibly difficult to do, unless of course your parents are … rich!
\nAd\u00e1m L\u00f6rincz, 14 – Youngest person to compose a musical. Surprisingly still picked last for kickball.
\nKatie Walter, 17 – Youngest person to reach the South Pole. It is unknown whether or not she did it for the cute winter outfit.<\/p>\n

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