{"id":287101,"date":"2010-02-06T11:00:33","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T16:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10001486"},"modified":"2010-02-06T03:04:26","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T08:04:26","slug":"impending-snow-makes-washington-d-c-residents-lose-their-damn-minds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/287101","title":{"rendered":"Impending Snow Makes Washington, D.C. Residents Lose Their Damn Minds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/02\/500x_custom_1265407279155_grocery_4-thumb-500x334-36734.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/02\/500x_custom_1265381882396_image-thumb-500x375-36732.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p>Gawker shared photos of <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5465026\/snowpocalypse-10-everybody-panic?skyline=true&#038;s=i\">pillaged Safeway and Wegmans stores<\/a> in the Washington, D.C. metro area. Maybe it&#8217;s my roots in upstate New York&#8217;s snow belt, but I have to ask: D.C., you do remember that snow <em>melts<\/em>, right? <\/p>\n<p>See, this is the effect of mass weather-induced panic and, apparently, an area almost wholly dependent on takeout food.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5465026\/snowpocalypse-10-everybody-panic\">Snowpocalypse &#8217;10: Everybody Panic!<\/a> [Gawker]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gawker shared photos of pillaged Safeway and Wegmans stores in the Washington, D.C. metro area. Maybe it&#8217;s my roots in upstate New York&#8217;s snow belt, but I have to ask: D.C., you do remember that snow melts, right? See, this is the effect of mass weather-induced panic and, apparently, an area almost wholly dependent on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4307,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4307"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}