{"id":294743,"date":"2010-02-08T19:44:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T00:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.szone.us\/f20\/big-bottoms-better-health-39199\/"},"modified":"2010-02-08T19:44:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T00:44:06","slug":"big-bottoms-for-better-health","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/294743","title":{"rendered":"Big bottoms for better health?"},"content":{"rendered":"
Big bottoms for better health?<\/p>\n

<\/b>The latest love-my-body nonsense claims that extra meat in the seat might be good for you…as long as you’re not fat anywhere else. <\/p>\n

C’mon — even if it is true, have you ever heard a theory as pointless as that one?<\/p>\n

The study from the Department of Nonsense finds that gluteofemoral fat — better known as cheek meat, and I’m not talking about the cheeks on your face — can protect you from cardiovascular disease, osteoporosis, arthritis, and even some forms of cancer. <\/p>\n

The study, which wasted a few pages of the International Journal of Obesity, also found that extra weight anywhere else on the body would cancel those benefits out — as if you can pick and choose your fatty deposits from a mail- order catalog. <\/p>\n

Want to know what’s really going on here? These same butt- loving researchers also say this area needs more study. <\/p>\n

Hello — sounds like someone’s gunning for another grant. I hope they don’t get too up-close and personal with their subjects. <\/p>\n

When I see someone with a big bubble butt bouncing down the street, I don’t see a healthy human being…I see a heart attack waiting to happen. <\/p>\n

That’s because those blimpy bottoms are almost always attached to Hindenburg-sized bodies…and even when they’re not I can’t think of a good reason to pack extra pounds on anywhere, no matter what fancy words they might have for it. <\/p>\n

If you want to stay healthy, there’s one place where you can have all the fat you want: On your plate. No one needs to add fat to the body — unless you’re a dangerously underweight vegan and have recently switched back to beef. <\/p>\n

Eat a diet rich in animal fats and proteins and you’ll be lean, mean and probably smarter than the average researcher. You’ll also have a lower risk for diabetes and cardiovascular disease than anyone with a titanic tush. <\/p>\n

And you won’t need to shop around for a specially designed pair of pants to fit your plus-sized bottom. <\/p>\n

With no ifs, ands, or butts,<\/p>\n

William Campbell Douglass II, M.D.<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Big bottoms for better health? The latest love-my-body nonsense claims that extra meat in the seat might be good for you…as long as you’re not fat anywhere else. C’mon — even if it is true, have you ever heard a theory as pointless as that one? The study from the Department of Nonsense finds that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4296,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4296"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}