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<\/a>By Scooter Van Neuter<\/p>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\nNew Iranian tactical heavy bomber<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
TEHRAN (SR) – Iranian Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said Monday that his country will deliver a punch that will stun the Western world during this week’s 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution.<\/p>\n
“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace will serve a powerful punch that will leave them (Western powers) stunned,” Khamenei told a gathering of air force personnel.<\/p>\n
The Pentagon brushed aside the Iranian leader’s threat, saying intelligence sources indicate the punch does not constitute a serious danger to the United States.<\/p>\n
“We believe it’s the same common Middle Eastern yogurt and fruit punch, “Mango Lassi,” with maybe some rat poison or antifreeze added. We suggest Westerners just not drink it,” said a Pentagon spokesman.<\/p>\n
Khamenei was at the Tehran air force base to announce the formation of Iran’s first tactical heavy bomber wing.<\/p>\n
My comments: I wouldn’t drink punch made with yogurt even without the rat poison. Also, I’m not all that impressed with their stupid air force. Let’s enjoy a delicious margarita while we cower in our bomb shelters:)<\/em><\/p>\n Read More Satire<\/a><\/strong> and Humorous Comments at Scooter\u2019s Report<\/a><\/p>\n Filed under: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei<\/a>, Democracy<\/a>, Fanatics<\/a>, Fear-mongering<\/a>, Humor<\/a>, Images<\/a>, Iran<\/a>, Middle East<\/a>, Power Hungry<\/a>, Propaganda<\/a>, Satire<\/a> Tagged: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei<\/a>, Iran Nuclear Ambitions<\/a>, Political Humor<\/a>, Political Satire<\/a>, Scooter’s Report<\/a>, Tony<\/a> By Scooter Van Neuter New Iranian tactical heavy bomber TEHRAN (SR) – Iranian Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said Monday that his country will deliver a punch that will stun the Western world during this week’s 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution. “The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace will serve a powerful […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4200,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4200"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"