{"id":306306,"date":"2010-02-11T07:22:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T12:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/?p=2552"},"modified":"2010-02-11T07:22:32","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T12:22:32","slug":"barbatul-%e2%80%9coaie%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/306306","title":{"rendered":"Barbatul \u201coaie\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-1905143276997584\";\n\/* 468x60, created 2\/7\/10 *\/\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"1053721417\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 468;\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>De curand am descoperit numele unei noi specii de barbati : Barbatul &#8220;Oaie&#8221;. Am stat putin sa ma gandesc cam cum se manifesta aceasta &#8220;specie&#8221; masculina si intr-un final am ajuns la urmatoarele concluzii :<\/p>\n<p>Aceasta specie se imparte in doua subcategorii :<br \/>\nI. Barbatul &#8220;oaie&#8221; cu prietena<br \/>\nII. Barbatul &#8220;oaie&#8221;  fara prietena <\/p>\n<p>Prima subcategorie prezinta urmatoarele simptome :<br \/>\nBarbatul &#8220;oaie&#8221; :<br \/>\n&#8211; nu isi contrazice prietena nici daca viata lui depinde de asta ;<br \/>\n&#8211; nu vrea sub nici o forma sa o supere<br \/>\n&#8211; ii face absolut toate poftele fara sa clinteasca<br \/>\n&#8211; ea are intotdeauna dreptate ; chiar si cand nu are !<br \/>\n&#8211; ea este cea mai importanta fiinta pentru el ;absolut nimic altceva nu mai conteaza<br \/>\n&#8211; evita certurile cu toata fiinta lui<br \/>\n&#8211; nu are &#8220;cojones&#8221; si nu e capabil sa infrunte pe nimeni<br \/>\n&#8211; viata lui in general este foarte trista;el considera ca prietena sa este singura scapare<br \/>\n&#8211; o considera unica si o pune pe un piedestal<br \/>\n&#8211; rupe relatia cu majoritatea (sau cu toti) prietenii numai de dragul ei<br \/>\n&#8211; renunta la tot ce tine de o viata sociala doar pentru ca ea nu e de acord ca el sa faca altceva decat sa o &#8220;pupe in fund&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; in unele cazuri nu are viata sociala si singurul lui hobby este prietena<br \/>\n&#8211; el plateste intotdeauna ! (cadouri,masa la restaurant,sucuri,benzina,plimbari &#8230;)<br \/>\nUn exemplu : <a href=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/povestiri-adevarate\/barbati-sub-papuc\/\">AICI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Viitorul unei astfel de manifestari :<br \/>\n+ casatoria in cazul in care &#8220;pisi&#8221; nu gaseste alta &#8220;oaie&#8221; cu bani;mai multi bani desigur<br \/>\n+ despartirea avand in vedere ca prietena se va plictisi rapid <\/p>\n<p>Remediul manifestarii :<br \/>\n+ scoaterea organului masculin din gaura adiacenta<br \/>\n+ descoperirea &#8220;cojones&#8221;-urilor<br \/>\n+ disparitia sau moartea<\/p>\n<p>Subcategoria II se prezinta astfel :<\/p>\n<p>1) &#8220;Barbatul&#8221; sufera o disperare majora si se manifesta astfel : <a href=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/povestiri-adevarate\/disperarea\/\">Disperarea sexuala<\/a><br \/>\n2) &#8220;Barbatul&#8221; este un romantic incurabil . Crede in iubire,fluturasi si cel mai probabil asteapta ca o &#8220;printesa&#8221; sa-l descopere si sa-l salveze din aceasta viata mizerabila (care este!)<br \/>\n3) &#8220;Barbatul&#8221; dezamagit de specia feminina ! Se manifesta in general sub forma de frustrare ! <\/p>\n<p>Barbatul &#8220;oaie&#8221; absolut: Gigi Becali <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Trimite si prietenilor:<\/p>\n<p>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"ymsgr:im?msg=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fpovestiri-adevarate%2Fbarbatul-oaie%2F+Barbatul%20%22oaie%22\" title=\"Trimite pe Messenger\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/ym.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Trimite pe Messenger\" alt=\"Trimite pe Messenger\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/home?status=Barbatul%20%22oaie%22%20-%20http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fpovestiri-adevarate%2Fbarbatul-oaie%2F\" title=\"Da pe Twitter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/twitter.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Da pe Twitter\" alt=\"Da pe Twitter\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"mailto:?subject=Barbatul%20%22oaie%22&amp;body=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fpovestiri-adevarate%2Fbarbatul-oaie%2F\" title=\"Trimite prin e-mail\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/email_link.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Trimite prin e-mail\" alt=\"Trimite prin e-mail\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.ftw.ro\/node\/add\/drigg\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fpovestiri-adevarate%2Fbarbatul-oaie%2F\" title=\"ftw\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/ftw.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"ftw\" alt=\"ftw\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fpovestiri-adevarate%2Fbarbatul-oaie%2F&amp;t=Barbatul%20%22oaie%22\" title=\"Facebook\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/facebook.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Facebook\" alt=\"Facebook\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Related posts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancuri-tari\/relatia\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Relatia'>Relatia<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De curand am descoperit numele unei noi specii de barbati : Barbatul &#8220;Oaie&#8221;. Am stat putin sa ma gandesc cam cum se manifesta aceasta &#8220;specie&#8221; masculina si intr-un final am ajuns la urmatoarele concluzii : Aceasta specie se imparte in doua subcategorii : I. Barbatul &#8220;oaie&#8221; cu prietena II. Barbatul &#8220;oaie&#8221; fara prietena Prima subcategorie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-306306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}