{"id":310768,"date":"2010-02-12T06:00:34","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T11:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?p=6500"},"modified":"2010-02-12T06:00:34","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T11:00:34","slug":"the-toilet-paper-article-of-the-week-fathers-don%e2%80%99t-let-your-daughters-date%e2%80%a6john-mayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/310768","title":{"rendered":"The Toilet Paper Article of the Week: Fathers, Don\u2019t Let Your Daughters Date\u2026(John Mayer)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s an article from our friends over at The Toilet Paper<\/a>. To subscribe to their free ball busting daily newsletter, click here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

He\u2019s won four Grammys, jams with blues legends, and has dated some of the best-looking women in show business. Nonetheless, the verbal diarrhea that continually spews from John Mayer\u2019s mouth has us wondering if the guy has sh!t for brains.<\/p>\n

Recent interviews in both Rolling Stone and Playboy have been both bizarre and <\/span>baffling. Whether discussing past conquests, his proclivity for pulling his pud, or just blurting out racist nonsensical musings, Mayer seems hell bent on committing professional suicide.<\/p>\n

In fact, Mayer may be the first singer-songwriter that could boost his career by shutting his mouth.<\/em><\/p>\n

Number<\/strong><\/p>\n

$20M – Value Mayer claims his vintage watch collection is worth.<\/p>\n

You know what time it is? Time to get ill.<\/em><\/p>\n

Quote<\/strong><\/p>\n

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”<\/p>\n

Mark Twain<\/em><\/p>\n

Word<\/strong> \t<\/p>\n

frank<\/em><\/p>\n

adj. 1. Blunt: characterized by directness in manner or speech. 2. Hot dog. 3. Lloyd Wright.<\/p>\n

Fact<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mayer played the clarinet in middle school. It wasn\u2019t until he was 13 and saw Michael J. Fox shred as Marty McFly in Back to the Future that he became interested in guitar. His dad rented a Washburn acoustic for him. Mayer never quit playing.<\/p>\n

The List<\/strong><\/p>\n

When Publicists Vacation<\/p>\n

Mel Gibson – \u201cJews are responsible for all the wars in the world.\u201d This is patently offensive and ridiculous, Mel. It\u2019s the Muslims, you goofball.<\/em>
\nHulk Hogan – \u201cI totally understand OJ. I get it.\u201d The Hulkster being questioned about his feelings regarding his ex-wife Linda and her then 19-year-old lover.<\/em>
\nKanye West – \u201cGeorge Bush doesn\u2019t care about black people.\u201d That’s certainly a broad brush to paint with, Kanye. Though, we can think of one he almost certainly doesn\u2019t dig.<\/em>
\nMariah Carey – \u201cI’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.\u201d The non-Mensa-membership-holding songstress after seeing starving children on television. <\/em><\/p>\n

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