{"id":310942,"date":"2010-02-12T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652419620964346731.post-793625698057139146"},"modified":"2010-02-12T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T08:00:00","slug":"the-best-valentine%e2%80%99s-day-gift-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/310942","title":{"rendered":"The Best Valentine\u2019s Day Gift Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s that time of years boys! That\u2019s right, Sunday is  Valentine\u2019s Day! According to Wikipedia<\/a>, \u201cThe holiday is named after one or more early Christian martyrs named Valentine and was established by Pope Gelasius I in 496 AD. It is traditionally a day on which lovers express their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines"). The holiday first became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.\u201d<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n

Many men will rush out and buy their ladies something expensive like jewelry, or perhaps will take them out to a fancy dinner at an expensive restaurant. Well, I\u2019m here to tell you that valentine\u2019s day doesn\u2019t have to be expensive. In fact, all you need is an old box with a lid, and a pair of scissors. I learned this from Saturday Night Live<\/strong>! Just follow these three instructions, and your lady will be putty in your hands for Valentine\u2019s day. Ready?<\/p>\n

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  1. Get yourself a box<\/font><\/em> <\/li>\n
  2. Cut a hole in the box<\/font><\/em> <\/li>\n
  3. Put your junk in the box<\/font><\/em> <\/li>\n
  4. Make her open the box<\/font><\/em> <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Yep, it is that easy. If you aren\u2019t much of a reader, and you learn better with pictures. Here is an infographic showing how to make your lady the perfect Valentine\u2019s gift:<\/p>\n

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    Still not following huh? Well, lets let the original video that started this phenomenon do the talking:<\/p>\n

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    Awe yeah, she\u2019ll get that special feeling when you give her this gift. You know what I\u2019m sayin\u2019. This reminds me of that time I got a Volcano Box at Taco Bell<\/a>. Delicious!<\/p>\n

    On a serious note, what kind of stuff are you doing for your loved one on Valentine\u2019s day? Let us know in the comments!<\/p>\n

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    It\u2019s that time of years boys! That\u2019s right, Sunday is  Valentine\u2019s Day! According to Wikipedia, \u201cThe holiday is named after one or more early Christian martyrs named Valentine and was established by Pope Gelasius I in 496 AD. It is traditionally a day on which lovers express their love for each other by presenting flowers, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1521,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1521"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}