{"id":31312,"date":"2009-10-23T00:50:51","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T04:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/?p=120068"},"modified":"2009-10-23T00:50:51","modified_gmt":"2009-10-23T04:50:51","slug":"the-dangers-of-late-night-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/31312","title":{"rendered":"The dangers of late night Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/3ke3p13lc5O15Tf5P49amde496a64e6451b68.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-120069\" title=\"3ke3p13lc5O15Tf5P49amde496a64e6451b68\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/3ke3p13lc5O15Tf5P49amde496a64e6451b68.jpg\" alt=\"3ke3p13lc5O15Tf5P49amde496a64e6451b68\" width=\"249\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cruising Craigslist usually brings up some interesting things. And this is definitely one of the most terrible and yet oddly funny posts I&#8217;ve seen in a while.<\/p>\n<p>When doing the Empire Strikes Back costume of Chewbacca, most people would just get a few C3PO parts and throw them over their back. One resident of Austin, Texas however, wants to take it the next step. This guy is looking for:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">A double amputee (someone missing both legs &#8211; preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack\/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hey, dude&#8217;s upfront about it. If you&#8217;ve always wanted to be <a href=\"http:\/\/austin.craigslist.org\/com\/1433300529.html\">everybody&#8217;s favorite protocol droid,<\/a> but you&#8217;re missing a few appendages, this might be for you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/DcOlEPmzPViC3Euyd6Ldt0AuIl0\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/DcOlEPmzPViC3Euyd6Ldt0AuIl0\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/DcOlEPmzPViC3Euyd6Ldt0AuIl0\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/DcOlEPmzPViC3Euyd6Ldt0AuIl0\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=JDHM4_gsrn4:02EFKnKyhQU:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?i=JDHM4_gsrn4:02EFKnKyhQU:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=JDHM4_gsrn4:02EFKnKyhQU:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?i=JDHM4_gsrn4:02EFKnKyhQU:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=JDHM4_gsrn4:02EFKnKyhQU:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cruising Craigslist usually brings up some interesting things. And this is definitely one of the most terrible and yet oddly funny posts I&#8217;ve seen in a while. When doing the Empire Strikes Back costume of Chewbacca, most people would just get a few C3PO parts and throw them over their back. One resident of Austin, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}