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After his infamously loose-lips opened the floodgates of Hell last week, its very likely that John Mayer — AKA “The Mouth That Roared” — won’t be able to pay<\/em> some music lovers to listen to him strum another note on his acoustic guitar. Luckily for Douchey McDuh!, the porn purveyors at Vivid Entertainment — the company that brought you Kim Kardashian Superstar<\/em> and The Shauna Sand Sex Tape<\/em> — have offered John a new gig….writing pornography!<\/p>\n <\/span><\/p>\n Vivid founder Steven Hirsch stepped forward with the job offer after John professed his love of pornography during his controversial interview with the March issue of Playboy, telling the publication: “Pornography? It\u2019s a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora\u2019s box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed. When I watch porn, if it\u2019s not hot enough, I\u2019ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.”<\/em><\/p>\n Hirsch has written to Mayer to offer the star his “dream” job. The letter, obtained by TMZ.com, reads: “We actively pursue working with highly creative people and you obviously fit that mold. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. I think that together we can create a highly unique breakthrough film that will appeal to your millions of fans. Please call me at your convenience so we can discuss our working together.”<\/em><\/p>\n After his infamously loose-lips opened the floodgates of Hell last week, its very likely that John Mayer — AKA “The Mouth That Roared” — won’t be able to pay some music lovers to listen to him strum another note on his acoustic guitar. Luckily for Douchey McDuh!, the porn purveyors at Vivid Entertainment — the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5335,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5335"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/img><\/a>
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