{"id":328616,"date":"2010-02-16T17:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-16T22:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10002211"},"modified":"2010-02-16T17:13:23","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T22:13:23","slug":"the-ikea-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/328616","title":{"rendered":"The IKEA Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/02\/plfug-thumb-165x133-37083.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll never get the ladies with those milk crates! You need to sex up your pad with some choice items from IKEA, the furniture that helps a boy become a man. Riegel and Blatt show you how in this comedic ode. Beware, there is some NSFW language and guy in boxers humping Swedish furniture.<\/p>\n<p><embed src='http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:3f15e540-1b65-4d78-84e1-8df89a27b2b8' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' width='425' height='354' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false'><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atom.com\/funny_videos\/ikea_song\/\">IKEA Song<\/a> [Atom] <em>(Thanks to Maya!)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll never get the ladies with those milk crates! You need to sex up your pad with some choice items from IKEA, the furniture that helps a boy become a man. Riegel and Blatt show you how in this comedic ode. Beware, there is some NSFW language and guy in boxers humping Swedish furniture. IKEA [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}