{"id":335733,"date":"2010-02-18T12:38:10","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.szone.us\/f20\/berry-juice-wont-build-brain-power-39612\/"},"modified":"2010-02-18T12:38:10","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:38:10","slug":"berry-juice-wont-build-brain-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/335733","title":{"rendered":"Berry juice won’t build brain power"},"content":{"rendered":"
Berry juice won’t build brain power<\/b> <\/p>\n

Sugar will rot your brain, not save it. <\/p>\n

Aside from eating raw sugar, the quickest way to fill your belly with this junk is juice — even the pricey "all- natural" garbage. So don’t buy into the latest study from the Department of Nonsense, which found that downing glass after glass of blueberry juice could protect your memory. <\/p>\n

Researchers tracked 16 seniors with memory problems over 12 weeks, and gave nine of them 20 ounces of blueberry juice a day. By the end, the juice junkies did better on memory tests and learning exercises, according to the daffy new study published in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry. <\/p>\n

But did it even matter? It was only nine people! That’s not a study, that’s a family project. <\/p>\n

I’ve got nothing against blueberries — go eat a handful, they’re packed with antioxidants and are perfectly natural brain boosters. But do you know how many of them it takes to make 20 ounces of blueberry juice? That’s a pound and a half of blueberries. <\/p>\n

Drink that every day and you might turn blue yourself. On the positive side, maybe you could join that Blue Man Group. <\/p>\n

Even the healthiest fruits become little more than liquid sugar once you turn them into juice. Blueberry juice, for example, has roughly a teaspoon of sugar in every ounce. <\/p>\n

That’s nearly 20 teaspoons a day for the sugared-up seniors in this study. <\/p>\n

And no matter how much fruit they squish into it, juice will never give you the benefits of the real McCoy. Most juices — even the expensive stuff with fancy labels — are heated, treated and pasteurized, sucking the nutrients right out. <\/p>\n

If you really want to drink your way to better memory, try a beer instead. You may joke that you drink to forget, but studies have shown that moderate alcohol consumption can actually boost memory. <\/p>\n

Now that’s something worth remembering. <\/p>\n

Always ready with food for thought,<\/p>\n

William Campbell Douglass II, M.D.<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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