{"id":340032,"date":"2010-02-19T14:12:57","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T19:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celebritysmackblog.com\/?p=40243"},"modified":"2010-02-19T14:12:57","modified_gmt":"2010-02-19T19:12:57","slug":"cold-stone-creamery-friday%e2%80%99s-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/340032","title":{"rendered":"Cold Stone Creamery: Friday\u2019s Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Efl7kPnvqkE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xcc2550&#038;color2=0xe87a9f\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Efl7kPnvqkE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xcc2550&#038;color2=0xe87a9f\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<h3>I had to post this because my husband works for the company that owns Cold Stone Creamery, and seriously, this is a riot!<\/h3>\n<p>If you have ever been there, you know this shiz is true, ha!<\/p>\n<p>Comedian Aziz Ansari stand up comedy act titled &#8220;Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening&#8221;, that aired January 17, 2010.<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n* Warning: LOTS of F-bombs! 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