{"id":344348,"date":"2010-02-20T13:36:26","date_gmt":"2010-02-20T18:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"tag:www.wombles.org.uk:\/\/15a182df842c05952c9de344d9895520"},"modified":"2010-02-20T13:36:26","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T18:36:26","slug":"warning-do-not-self-tazer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/344348","title":{"rendered":"Warning: Do Not &#8216;Self-Tazer&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from police oracle, 17 February 2010: &#8220;As tazer continues to be rolled out across British police forces, a retired police officer &#8211; now living abroad &#8211; who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary sent us this true(?) story: &#8216;Last weekend I saw something at &#8216;Larry&#8217;s Pistol &amp; Pawn Shop&#8217; that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket-sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety&#8230;. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and&#8230;&#8221;&nbsp;<span class='read-more'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wombles.org.uk\/article2010025878.php\">more<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from police oracle, 17 February 2010: &#8220;As tazer continues to be rolled out across British police forces, a retired police officer &#8211; now living abroad &#8211; who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary sent us this true(?) story: &#8216;Last weekend I saw something at &#8216;Larry&#8217;s Pistol &amp; Pawn Shop&#8217; that sparked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=344348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=344348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=344348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=344348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}