{"id":352759,"date":"2010-02-23T00:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5477638"},"modified":"2010-02-23T00:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T05:40:00","slug":"10-reasons-to-avoid-talking-on-the-phone-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/352759","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons to Avoid Talking on the Phone [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/header.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_header.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><i>As important as phones can be in our daily lives, there are some reasons to avoid them entirely. Here are ten such reasons which may actually succeed in turning you into an anti-social, handsaw-owning phone avoider..<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/1_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_1_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/2_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_2_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/3_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_3_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/4_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_4_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/5_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_5_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/6_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_6_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/7_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_7_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/8_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_8_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/9_01.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_9_01.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/10.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_10.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>Reprinted with permission from <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/comics\/phone\">Matthew Inman<\/a> aka &#8220;The Oatmeal,&#8221; a former web designer turned <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/pages\/buy_book\">comic artist<\/a>. You can see more of his work on <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/\">The Oatmeal<\/a> or in <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/pages\/buy_book\">5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth<\/a>, the comic book which he self published last year.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=8c51f442083602a4e9be5cae7bd853ac&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=8c51f442083602a4e9be5cae7bd853ac&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"http:\/\/a.rfihub.com\/eus.gif?eui=2226\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=3iAw8FR0EMk:j0sKQC6mcRQ:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=3iAw8FR0EMk:j0sKQC6mcRQ:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=3iAw8FR0EMk:j0sKQC6mcRQ:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=3iAw8FR0EMk:j0sKQC6mcRQ:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=3iAw8FR0EMk:j0sKQC6mcRQ:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=3iAw8FR0EMk:j0sKQC6mcRQ:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/gizmodo\/full\/~4\/3iAw8FR0EMk\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As important as phones can be in our daily lives, there are some reasons to avoid them entirely. Here are ten such reasons which may actually succeed in turning you into an anti-social, handsaw-owning phone avoider.. Reprinted with permission from Matthew Inman aka &#8220;The Oatmeal,&#8221; a former web designer turned comic artist. 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