{"id":365887,"date":"2010-02-26T08:38:39","date_gmt":"2010-02-26T13:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5480949"},"modified":"2010-02-26T08:38:39","modified_gmt":"2010-02-26T13:38:39","slug":"the-cartdesk-is-aimed-at-a-very-specific-type-of-traveler-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/365887","title":{"rendered":"The CartDesk Is Aimed at a Very Specific Type of Traveler [Travel]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/500x_cart_desk.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/>The CartDesk may or may not be for you. The only way to know for sure is to take the following questionnaire:<\/p>\n<h1>Is the CartDesk Right For Me?<\/h1>\n<p><em>Do you despise those trendy roller bags?<\/em><br \/>\nYes \/ No<\/p>\n<p><em>Is your lap unable to sustain the pressure of a &#8220;lap&#8221;top?<\/em><br \/>\nYes \/ No<\/p>\n<p><em>Would you add 10 pounds to your payload to roll around something up to 20 pounds in weight?<\/em><br \/>\nYes \/ No<\/p>\n<p><em>Do you prefer taking up your personal overhead bin space with a bag accessory rather than a bag itself?<\/em><br \/>\nYes \/ No<\/p>\n<p><em>Does your rectum excrete invisible chairs upon command?<\/em><br \/>\nYes \/ No<\/p>\n<p><em>Do you just like to buy things because you like receiving packages in the mail?<\/em><br \/>\nYes \/ No<\/p>\n<p>If you answered &#8220;yes&#8221; to one of any of these questions, the $130 Cart Desk was tailored to your demographic. Enjoy. 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The only way to know for sure is to take the following questionnaire: Is the CartDesk Right For Me? Do you despise those trendy roller bags? Yes \/ No Is your lap unable to sustain the pressure of a &#8220;lap&#8221;top? Yes \/ No Would you add [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1558,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-365887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1558"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=365887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=365887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=365887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=365887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}