{"id":370064,"date":"2010-02-27T13:26:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-27T18:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5481820"},"modified":"2010-02-27T13:26:01","modified_gmt":"2010-02-27T18:26:01","slug":"folding-massage-chair-makes-it-easy-to-hide-your-embarassing-folding-massage-chair-furniture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/370064","title":{"rendered":"Folding Massage Chair Makes It Easy to Hide Your Embarassing Folding Massage Chair [Furniture]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of expensive, goofy gadgets, are now peddling the Foldaway Massage Chair, a shapeshifting piece of furniture that will keep your muscles relaxed, your apartment uncluttered, and your buyers remorse so potent you can almost taste it.<\/p>\n

Picture a Transformer. But instead of being a really cool car that turns into an ass-kicking robot, it’s a little red cooler that doesn’t actually keep things cold that turns into a mediocre massage chair. That should help you capture the essence of the Foldaway Massage Chair. I can’t attest to how well it massages, but if I had to guess, I’d say not very well.<\/p>\n

The folding design makes it easy to stow away, though even if you manage to keep your friends and family from finding out you spent $800 on a folding massage chair from Hammacher Schlemmer, deep down you will always know that you did. And you will regret it. And regret you can’t just fold away. [CrunchGear<\/a>]<\/p>\n



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Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of expensive, goofy gadgets, are now peddling the Foldaway Massage Chair, a shapeshifting piece of furniture that will keep your muscles relaxed, your apartment uncluttered, and your buyers remorse so potent you can almost taste it. Picture a Transformer. But instead of being a really cool car that turns into an ass-kicking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1549,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1549"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}