{"id":377143,"date":"2010-03-01T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T23:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5482845"},"modified":"2010-03-01T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T23:20:00","slug":"the-many-advantages-of-a-400000-cellphone-equipped-gold-coffin-wealth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/377143","title":{"rendered":"The Many Advantages of a $400,000 Cellphone-Equipped Gold Coffin [Wealth]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>At first blush, you might look at this $381,000 gold coffin<\/a> that comes with a cellphone and think: what a hopelessly tacky waste of money. You’d be so wrong<\/em>. Here’s just a few benefits:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Get back at ne’er-do-well next of kin by blowing $381,000 of their inheritance money on a coffin<\/em>.
\n\u2022 Make outgoing calls in case of accidental burial (hope it’s Verizon).
\n\u2022 Gold gives your pallbearers a much better workout than mahogany, or a pile of ashes.
\n\u2022 GPS-equipped phone makes tracking down grave robbers a cinch.
\n\u2022 Be the envy of your fellow undead during the inevitable zombie uprising.<\/p>\n

See? Now don’t everyone rush out to get one. I’m sure there are plenty enough to go around. [France24<\/a> via Born Rich<\/a>]<\/p>\n



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At first blush, you might look at this $381,000 gold coffin that comes with a cellphone and think: what a hopelessly tacky waste of money. You’d be so wrong. Here’s just a few benefits: \u2022 Get back at ne’er-do-well next of kin by blowing $381,000 of their inheritance money on a coffin. \u2022 Make outgoing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5460,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5460"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}