{"id":378518,"date":"2010-03-01T19:00:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T00:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/discoblog\/?p=6878"},"modified":"2010-03-01T19:00:27","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T00:00:27","slug":"ncbi-rofl-d%e2%80%99oh-an-analysis-of-the-medical-care-provided-to-the-family-of-homer-j-simpson-discoblog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/378518","title":{"rendered":"NCBI ROFL: D\u2019oh! An analysis of the medical care provided to the family of Homer J. Simpson. | Discoblog"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"nick\"“In the quiet town of Springfield, noted for its substandard nuclear power plant and eccentric citizenry, Drs. Julius Hibbert and Nick Riviera frequently come in contact with Springfield\u2019s everyman, Homer J. Simpson, and his family. Homer, who works at the power plant, is known for his love of donuts and Duff\u2019s beer. Like the forces of good and evil battling for the soul of medicine itself, these 2 physicians are polar opposites. Julius Hibbert is an experienced family physician with a pleasant, easygoing manner, while Nick Riviera is an ill-trained upstart who is more interested in money than medicine. Knowing that appearances can be deceiving (and first impressions rarely correct), we explored this question: Which of these 2 physicians should Canada\u2019s future physicians emulate?<\/span>…The true medical hero for whom we search is Julius Hibbert\u2019s foil, the enterprising Dr. Nick Riviera, an international medical graduate who attended the Club Med School. He practises with an enthusiasm that is matched only by his showmanship. Unfortunately, this has led to 160 complaints from Springfield\u2019s narrow-minded Malpractice Committee, but artists like Riviera are rarely understood in their time. Dr. Nick, as he is known, may be a tad weak on anatomy. \u201cWhat the hell is that?\u201d he asked after making the incision for Homer\u2019s coronary artery bypass. However, he does possess all the requisite traits for the doctor of tomorrow: he is resource conscious and he gives the customer what she wants… … In these turbulent times, we need a hero to guide us into the next millennium. As a profession, we must shed the dark past embodied by Dr. Hibbert \u2014 a wasteful, paternalistic and politically incorrect physician. Instead, the physician of the future must cut corners to cut costs, accede to the patient\u2019s every whim and always strive to avoid the coroner. All hail Dr. Nick Riviera, the very model of a 21st-century healer.
\n\u201cSee you at the operating place!\u201d”<\/p>\n

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Thanks to Myrian for today’s ROFL!<\/em><\/p>\n

Image: Hugh Malcolm\/Canadian Medical Association
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