{"id":378602,"date":"2010-03-02T03:33:26","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T08:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/?p=2656"},"modified":"2010-03-02T03:33:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T08:33:26","slug":"dictionar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/378602","title":{"rendered":"Dictionar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-1905143276997584\";\n\/* 468x60, creat 07.02.2010 *\/\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0129961254\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 468;\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>Afemeiat<\/strong> = Om care nu bea si nu fumeaza<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ateu<\/strong> = (Ne)om ingimfat care crede ca nu are nevoie de Dumnezeu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Automobil<\/strong> = Obiect folosit pentru uciderea (ne)intentionata a altor persoane<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sofer<\/strong> = Criminal de profesie<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bautor<\/strong> = Om care n-are cum sa-si iroseasca altfel timpul,ajungind betiv.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Credincios<\/strong> = Om care nu are suficienta incredere in sine , avand nevoie de sustinere din afara<\/p>\n<p><strong>Criminal <\/strong>= Om care vrea sa faca bine altora, dar face acest lucru fortind nota&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Femeie<\/strong> = Animal domestic util pe linga casa omului&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Feminista<\/strong> = Femeie ce lupta pentru egalitatea dintre animale<\/p>\n<p><strong>Misogin<\/strong> = Persoana care n-are nevoie de animale domestice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Om<\/strong> = Un animal egoist ce se crede superior altor animale<\/p>\n<p><strong>Filosofie<\/strong> = Stiinta care permite si despicarea firului de par in 4&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fumator<\/strong> = Om care s-a lasat de mestecat guma&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Informatica<\/strong> = Stiinta care se ocupa cu 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