{"id":382519,"date":"2010-03-02T21:42:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T02:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5484267"},"modified":"2010-03-02T21:42:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T02:42:44","slug":"guy-tries-to-destroy-evidencea-flash-driveby-swallowing-it-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/382519","title":{"rendered":"Guy Tries To Destroy Evidence&mdash;A Flash Drive&mdash;By Swallowing It [Wtf]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/03\/340x_432xrayfork.jpg\" class=\"left image340\" width=\"340\"  title=\"Guy Tries To Destroy Evidence&mdash;A Flash Drive&mdash;By Swallowing It\"\/>You&#8217;ve been skimming credit cards and the cops know&mdash;they&#8217;ve already executed a search warrant and found a flash drive full of evidence against you. If you&#8217;re <a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #florinnecula\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/florinnecula\/\">Florin Necula<\/a>, this means that it&#8217;s time to swallow.<\/p>\n<p>After being arrested, Necula decided that it was a good idea to snatch up one of the pieces of evidence against him, shove it into his mouth, and swallow. Hard. Youch.<\/p>\n<p>Not only will the poor guy probably wind up in jail with a tummy ache, but he&#8217;s being charged with obstruction of justice because of his attempt to destroy evidence. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/years\/2010\/0302101flash1.html\">Smoking Gun<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loopinsight.com\/2010\/03\/02\/suspect-charged-with-obstruction-after-swallowing-flash-drive\/\">The Loop<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jdalrymple\/status\/9904043018\">Jim Dalrymple<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p><i>The X-Ray pictured obviously isn&#8217;t this guy&#8217;s. It&#8217;s of some dog who swallowed a fork instead of a flash drive and was found at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/blogs\/archives\/18071\">Mental Floss<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=45477860d6518562cf9ee230da1a9413&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=45477860d6518562cf9ee230da1a9413&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"http:\/\/a.rfihub.com\/eus.gif?eui=2226\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=lDQvz5Zd3ag:2942kztmZo4:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=lDQvz5Zd3ag:2942kztmZo4:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=lDQvz5Zd3ag:2942kztmZo4:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=lDQvz5Zd3ag:2942kztmZo4:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=lDQvz5Zd3ag:2942kztmZo4:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=lDQvz5Zd3ag:2942kztmZo4:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/gizmodo\/full\/~4\/lDQvz5Zd3ag\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve been skimming credit cards and the cops know&mdash;they&#8217;ve already executed a search warrant and found a flash drive full of evidence against you. If you&#8217;re Florin Necula, this means that it&#8217;s time to swallow. After being arrested, Necula decided that it was a good idea to snatch up one of the pieces of evidence [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1556,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1556"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}