{"id":397165,"date":"2010-03-06T14:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T19:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ridelust.com\/?p=39556"},"modified":"2010-03-06T14:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-03-06T19:00:05","slug":"you%e2%80%99re-a-dirty-dirty-car-aren%e2%80%99t-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/397165","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019re A Dirty, Dirty Car, Aren\u2019t You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"420\" height=\"245\" id=\"msnbc76d05f\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/32545640\"><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"launch=35704731&#038;width=420&#038;height=245\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"opaque\" \/><embed name=\"msnbc76d05f\" src=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/32545640\" width=\"420\" height=\"245\" FlashVars=\"launch=35704731&#038;width=420&#038;height=245\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" wmode=\"opaque\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/shockwave\/download\/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 420px;\">Visit msnbc.com for <a style=\"text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\">breaking news<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3032507\" style=\"text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;\">world news<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3032072\" style=\"text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;\">news about the economy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are a lot of things in the world to worry about: crime rates, the failing economy, your receding hairline and the overall decline of western civilization, to name but a few.  Worry about the zombie apocalypse, or the H1N1 flu, or aliens coming to earth to harvest your organs for their intergalactic fast food franchises.  Whatever you do, don\u2019t lose any sleep worrying about how dirty your rental car may be.  First, that\u2019s why they make soap and water, and second, Nietzsche had it right:  if it doesn\u2019t kill you, it only makes you stronger.  Suck it up, travel with some antibacterial wipes if you\u2019d like and quit your whining.<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"more-39556\"><\/span>Hell, I\u2019d take a rental car full of vomit and strep over the ones I usually get.  Why do old women feel the need to apply perfume to their cleavage with a garden sprayer?  Every time I\u2019ve had a rental in the last decade, I come out smelling like the sheets in a French whorehouse.  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