{"id":403259,"date":"2010-03-08T11:19:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T16:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=95703"},"modified":"2010-03-08T11:19:33","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T16:19:33","slug":"15-hall-of-shame-tramp-stamps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/403259","title":{"rendered":"15 Hall of Shame Tramp Stamps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/002.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"00\" width=\"500\" height=\"338\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95704\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 5px 10px 0pt 0pt; width: 54px; float: left;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/tools\/diggthis.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 5px 10px 0pt 0pt; width: 54px; float: left;\"><a name=\"fb_share\" type=\"box_count\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php\">Share<\/a><script src=\"http:\/\/static.ak.fbcdn.net\/connect.php\/js\/FB.Share\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>\u2028Alright, so we have to admit that the well-placed tramp stamp <em>does<\/em> have the uncanny effect of turning heads on the right body. That doesn&#8217;t make them any less skanky, or most of the time, any more tasteful. The average tramp stamp-wearer is, unfortunately, not really the kind of person you want to see a tramp stamp on. That being said, there are the truly bad tramp stamps that turn just as many heads as the good ones, because of their awe-inspiring <em>bad-ness<\/em>. These are the top 15 worst tramp stamps that we could find, all deserving of a place in the Hall of Shame.\u2028<br \/>\n<span id=\"more-95703\"><\/span><\/p>\n<h3>The Bible Verse<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/012.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"01\" width=\"500\" height=\"390\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95705\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i33.photobucket.com\/albums\/d96\/bark094\/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028Seriously? Is this girl so bad at sex that she needs to distract whatever unlucky guy is pounding her from behind with a lengthy text? We can see the comedic value in such a tattoo, but this girl is obviously very serious, and likely very proud of her devout show of <em>holiness<\/em>. Next time you&#8217;re wondering how nutballs like Heidi Montag live with themselves, don&#8217;t be surprised if you start thinking of this girl.\u00a0\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>The Penis M\u00e9nage Butterfly<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/022.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"02\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95706\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/iamhilarious.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/Penisfly.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028So, you probably noticed that the &#8220;butterfly&#8221; above is actually a winged penis, which appears to be either ejaculating or just got finished urinating. What about half of you probably didn&#8217;t see at first glance are the two ladies on each side of said penis, performing fellatio. We&#8217;re not quite sure what to say about this, because honestly, it&#8217;s the sort of thing that leaves a person speechless. One thing&#8217;s for certain here, the girl wearing it is <em>pretty<\/em> trashy.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>The Attempted Irony<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/032.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"03\" width=\"500\" height=\"360\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95707\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/media.ebaumsworld.com\/picture\/SHELCORE\/tramp_stamp.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028Our best guess as to the origins of this inane idea is that the wearer thought it would be both sexy and &#8220;smart&#8221; to have this failure of irony permanently marked on their lower back. Aside from the obvious stupidity of doing this thing, which barring laser treatment is going to be there for a <em>very<\/em> long time, the decisions made in the design were pretty terrible too. Not only does it lack any flare of imagination, but the font is just plain terrible.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>The Thong<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/042.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"04\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95708\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fashionindie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/thong007.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028First off, we&#8217;re not even sure if this is a guy or a girl. Either way, it&#8217;s a terrible idea; if it&#8217;s a guy, then he&#8217;s just sad. If it&#8217;s a girl, then it really makes no sense. She&#8217;s pretty much dooming herself to either wear nothing but boy-shorts for eternity, or to wear nothing at all since wearing any sort of skimpy underwear is only going to look <em>really redundant<\/em> down there. Then again, judging from what we can see of those hips&#8230; We may not want this person showing much skin after all.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>Mustache Rides<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/052.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"05\" width=\"500\" height=\"373\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95709\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bennynerd\/3274433142\/\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028The first question you need to ask when looking at this hideous thing is: How in the hell does this make <em>any<\/em> sense at all? It&#8217;s a sign directly above a girl&#8217;s ass that reads &#8220;5 Cent Mustache Rides,&#8221; but it seems that the wearer was a bit confused as to how exactly a mustache ride <em>works<\/em>. Judging from the other tats this girl has, she was making an attempt at something like culture here, but she failed.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>Mom and Dad<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/062.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"06\" width=\"500\" height=\"369\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95710\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/media.ebaumsworld.com\/mediaFiles\/picture\/190494\/80473242.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028Yes, this is exactly what your dear old Mum and Dad want to see when you get caught on TV in a <em>Girls Gone Wild<\/em> video. They want to see that on the rear of that muffin-top, over your two-sizes-too-small jeans, that you <em>really care<\/em>. That you think about them when you&#8217;re out shopping for a new thong to wear to the party tonight where you&#8217;re going to give it up to a stranger after just four drinks. That&#8217;s all your parents really want.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>Ronald Reagan<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/072.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"07\" width=\"500\" height=\"377\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95711\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_BpDNdb-o2MU\/SgzlY_7f3sI\/AAAAAAAABdY\/2x3NXTyjM6k\/s400\/Picture+17.png\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028So the &#8220;tea parties&#8221; have gotten a bit out of hand, and girls are starting to declare themselves republican more often than virgins &#8212; though most don&#8217;t even know where D.C. is on a map. The country&#8217;s getting pretty goofy these days, to be sure, but one thing we never expected to see was a tramp stamp with the name and years lived of a dead president. The only word for that is <strong>weird<\/strong>.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>Duck Hunt<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/082.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"08\" width=\"500\" height=\"335\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95712\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/15-hall-of-shame-tramp-stamps\/IMG_SOURCE_URL\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028We understand the urge felt by many young women today to try to be <em>one of the boys<\/em> and act like they&#8217;re more into video games than they actually are. What we don&#8217;t condone is half-assery, and this is a great example of taking an already lame idea and making it even lamer through poor execution. If you&#8217;re going to get a tramp stamp of a vintage video game you probably never liked to begin with, then at least do it right and make it look authentic. This crap is just plain lazy.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>Insert Coin<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/092.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"09\" width=\"500\" height=\"378\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95713\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/files.sharenator.com\/a96801_a501_insert_coin_Crazy_Tramp_Stamps-s450x340-23352-580.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028Yet another example of the ages old tramp-stamp problem of <em>is this a dude or chick<\/em>, we honestly can&#8217;t tell if we should be using <em>he<\/em> or <em>she<\/em> pronouns here. The problem with the tramp stamp, however, is that it doesn&#8217;t matter what sex the wearer happens to be, because the tattoo is simply <em>awful<\/em>. It&#8217;s terrible, it&#8217;s trite, and it&#8217;s crude. Nobody should have this on their body.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>R2D2<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/102.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"10\" width=\"500\" height=\"353\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95714\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2009\/5\/4\/20\/enhanced-buzz-16830-1241483519-22.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028What do a gothic &#8220;13,&#8221; tribal wings, eyes from a <em>N&#8217;avi<\/em>, a crucifix and not one, but <em>two<\/em> R2D2s have in common? If you said <strong>absolutely nothing<\/strong>, then you&#8217;re absolutely right. This tattoo make so little sense, that it actually physically hurts to look at it.\u00a0\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>I &lt;3 Helvetica<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/112.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"11\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95715\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.typophile.com\/files\/helvetica_5817.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028We love Helvetica, too. What we don&#8217;t love are wannabe typography nerds running around with I &lt;3 Helvetica tramp-stamped on their lower backs, turning it into something trashy and vapid like the kid above. Also, while we&#8217;re on the subject of typography&#8230; The kid wearing this tattoo may be decently fit now, but you can already see the signs that he&#8217;s going to be flabby in about ten years, and when that happens you can kiss that kerning good-bye.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>Barbie&#8217;s Ink<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/121.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"12\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95716\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/forladiesbyladies.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/barbie-tatoo-001.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028Mothers have enough to be angry about when it comes to Barbie and ruining the young minds of tomorrow&#8217;s women. They don&#8217;t need any more reasons, but just in case they did, Mattel felt the need to add a tramp stamp to the mix. Now while young girls are developing life-long insecurities about their bodies, they can also develop the overwhelming desire to get a trashy tramp stamp to go along with their first failed relationship.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>Underage Stamping<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/132.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"13\" width=\"500\" height=\"604\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95717\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sockmoose.com\/0308\/Tramp%20stamp.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028Almost as if the Barbie tramp stamp was some sort of cue for the world to end, this had to happen. The girl in the picture can&#8217;t be more than eight years old, and that&#8217;s if she looks older than she is. For any parent to allow a little girl to skank out so prematurely is bad enough, but taking pictures and floating them on the Internet for the world to see that the poor girl&#8217;s destiny is already laid in stone is just too much to bear.\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>The Chainsaw<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/142.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"14\" width=\"500\" height=\"351\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95718\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/assets.heavy.com\/post_assets\/2010\/02\/1613\/1266343550_chainsaw.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028This tramp stamp, and its wearer, are almost too disgusting to lay eyes on. That being said, you&#8217;ve got to take a nice, long look at the travesty happening above. That&#8217;s a <em>big<\/em> girl, and for some strange reason she felt the need to have a chainsaw emblazened across the lower portion of her monstrous back. That wasn&#8217;t enough for her, though &#8212; no she needed to express an inner violence, too. The blood is tasteful, no?\u2028<\/p>\n<h3>The Ass Stamp<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/152.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"15\" width=\"500\" height=\"320\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-95719\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/assets.heavy.com\/post_assets\/2010\/02\/1612\/1266341160_butterfly.jpg\">Image Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2028Sometimes a girl just ins&#8217;t satisfied with the tramp stamp she already has. Sometimes she isn&#8217;t made happy enough by just adding some slight embellishments to that tramp stamp. Sometimes the girl has to go all out, and convert the original tramp stamp into a full on <strong>ass stamp<\/strong>. This is one of those times. This is one of those girls. This is one of those tramp stamps. Mortifying, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/sNAsVGW8h-qxsAShIDEFX_-KqhQ\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/sNAsVGW8h-qxsAShIDEFX_-KqhQ\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/sNAsVGW8h-qxsAShIDEFX_-KqhQ\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/sNAsVGW8h-qxsAShIDEFX_-KqhQ\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Share \u2028Alright, so we have to admit that the well-placed tramp stamp does have the uncanny effect of turning heads on the right body. That doesn&#8217;t make them any less skanky, or most of the time, any more tasteful. The average tramp stamp-wearer is, unfortunately, not really the kind of person you want to see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":933,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/933"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}