$10 Basic Breakup — <\/strong>“We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.”<\/p>\n $25 Engagement Breakoff <\/strong>– “Yeah it’s heartless, but $50 Divorce Call<\/strong> — “Sometimes it is just easier to Well, that’s pretty much horrible! Sometimes I find myself arguing that social media programs like Facebook and Twitter, despite appearing to change the nature of our relationships, is actually helping both near and far-flung friends stay closer and more connected to each other’s lives than ever before. Needless to say, I will not be making that argument today.<\/p>\n If you’re interested in learning how the service works, you can listen to a sample call here<\/a> (it turns somewhat NSFW once the girl realizes that call isn’t a prank). Breaking up is hard to do, but your friend the Internet is here to help! Here’s a company that will deliver the bad news to your significant other for nothing more than a small fee, and the price of your dignity. The company is descriptively called iDUMP4U, and that’s pretty much exactly what it does. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1534,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-405331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1534"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nremember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or
\nwherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk
\nto your fianc\u00e9\/fianc\u00e9e, we recommend you do however.”<\/p>\n
\nget a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some
\npeople might choose their mistress, etc. … but we can do it for you
\nas well.”<\/p>\n
\nThe representative on the phone, whom I believe is iDUMP4U founder
\nBradley Laborman, has the sensitivity of Truper 18” Machete, and it’s
\nreally just a miserable performance all around.<\/p>\n
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