{"id":410706,"date":"2010-03-09T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5489555"},"modified":"2010-03-09T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T00:00:00","slug":"in-alternate-universe-2010-the-watch-phone-has-atts-network-on-its-knees-retromodo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/410706","title":{"rendered":"In Alternate Universe 2010, the Watch Phone Has AT&amp;T&#8217;s Network On Its Knees [Retromodo]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/03\/attphone2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/03\/500x_attphone2.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\"  title=\"In Alternate Universe 2010, the Watch Phone Has AT&#038;T's Network On Its Knees\"\/><\/a>Sure, these days it seems like everyone has an iPhone, but in bizarro 2010 <i>literally<\/i> everyone has a watchphone. They&#8217;re miniature. They&#8217;re wireless. They have geometric buttons. And they&#8217;re eating bizarro AT&#038;T&#8217;s bandwidth alive. Oh, 1995, you are so naive.<\/p>\n<p>This ad was dug up by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wiredreread.com\/\">Wired Reread<\/a>, a site that does just what its name suggests. Sometimes it&#8217;s funny, sometimes it&#8217;s sad, sort of like looking at the promises people wrote in your middle school yearbook. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wiredreread.com\/\">Wired Reread<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2010\/03\/09\/wired-reread-att-wri.html\">BoingBoing<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=1fc86ed723afaf559527c291fe253943&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=1fc86ed723afaf559527c291fe253943&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"http:\/\/a.rfihub.com\/eus.gif?eui=2226\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=0oEBs3DAC_Q:SU-F-nTF3k8:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=0oEBs3DAC_Q:SU-F-nTF3k8:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=0oEBs3DAC_Q:SU-F-nTF3k8:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=0oEBs3DAC_Q:SU-F-nTF3k8:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=0oEBs3DAC_Q:SU-F-nTF3k8:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=0oEBs3DAC_Q:SU-F-nTF3k8:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/gizmodo\/full\/~4\/0oEBs3DAC_Q\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, these days it seems like everyone has an iPhone, but in bizarro 2010 literally everyone has a watchphone. They&#8217;re miniature. They&#8217;re wireless. They have geometric buttons. And they&#8217;re eating bizarro AT&#038;T&#8217;s bandwidth alive. Oh, 1995, you are so naive. 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