{"id":411586,"date":"2010-03-10T09:00:52","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T14:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10003054"},"modified":"2010-03-09T22:47:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T03:47:09","slug":"sex-com-can-be-yours-if-youre-a-millionaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/411586","title":{"rendered":"Sex.com Can Be Yours If You’re A Millionaire"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you ever wanted to buy sex.com and have more than a million dollars sitting around, now is your chance. Head over to Maltz Auctions<\/a>, submit your bid Thursday and watch the page views roll in.<\/p>\n

Here are the prerequisites:<\/p>\n

* All of Borrower’s interest in and to all right, title and interest in an undivided 100% interest in the internet domain name and related INTERNIC registration of the URL www.sex.com, and 100% of all cash proceeds, accounts receivable, licensing rights and intellectual property rights directly associated with or derived from the ownership of such URL.<\/p>\n

* Please Download Attached Notice of Sale and Terms of Sale under “Documents” tab for Details<\/p>\n

Auction Date & Time: Thursday, March 18th at 11:00 am.<\/p>\n

Auction Location: Windels Marx Lane & Mittendorf, LLP, 156 West 56th Street, New York, New York 10019.<\/p>\n

Terms & Conditions of Sale: $1,000,000 bank certified check made payable to “Windels Marx Lane & Mittendorf, LLP, as escrow agent” required to bid.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Since the Consumerist pays me in $1,000,000 bank certified checks, I’ll have no problem pulling one out to grab the domain name. <\/p>\n

But should you beat me in the bidding war, what would you do with sex.com?<\/p>\n

Domain Auction<\/a> [Maltz Auctions via The Awl<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you ever wanted to buy sex.com and have more than a million dollars sitting around, now is your chance. Head over to Maltz Auctions, submit your bid Thursday and watch the page views roll in. Here are the prerequisites: * All of Borrower’s interest in and to all right, title and interest in an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4514,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4514"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}