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Just because the planet is turning up the heat, doesn’t mean we should get out of the kitchen.<\/p>\n
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If we’re going to be globally baking anyway, we might as well take a slice out of the life of pi<\/a> pie of life while we’re at it. So go eat up this delectable recipe for Global Warming Hot Apple Pie<\/a> from Apocalypse Cakes<\/a> before the Senate tries something crazy … like addressing climate change.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n “Good news: it’s easy to keep your pie warm when it’s 140 degrees outside. Bad news: you’re decomposing from heat-rot.”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n And while that pie’s in the oven, the recipe recommends you start searching for those sea-level-rise pool floaties. Wheee!<\/p>\n Related Links:<\/strong><\/p>\n How many Venezuelan soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/a><\/p>\n Banana briefs are growing on us<\/a><\/p>\n Cocaine addicts are snorting their way to a warmer world<\/a><\/p>\n