{"id":424645,"date":"2010-03-13T17:40:13","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T22:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/?p=817"},"modified":"2010-03-13T17:40:13","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T22:40:13","slug":"pantastic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/424645","title":{"rendered":"Pantastic!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/jesus-fryingpan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/jesus-fryingpan.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jesus-fryingpan\" width=\"450\" height=\"349\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-816\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Holy World Tour has excelled itself this time!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In this case Jesus couldn&#8217;t save Toby&#8217;s bacon, but possibly saved his life.<\/p>\n<p>English lad, Toby Elles, 22, quaffed quite a few ales and decided to fry up some bacon. He fell asleep on the couch and woke up from his alcoholic stupor to a smoke-filled room.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally he doused the pan with cold water. (I do that)<\/p>\n<p>Naturally he waited another day before attempting to clean the pan. (I do that too)<\/p>\n<p>Naturally he smartened himself up and put on his best clobber, tie included,  before calling the photographers. (I <em>should<\/em> do that)<\/p>\n<p>I have a bone to pick with Jesus. Is this the best he can do?<\/p>\n<p>With obscene wars, devastating earthquakes and all the absolutely horrible things people endure on a daily basis, he shows up in a drunken Englishman\u2019s frying pan. Why?<\/p>\n<p>Does Jesus, in his down time,  have nothing better to do than emboss his face on burned toast, potato chips, spaghetti stains, griller grunge and frying pans<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/jim-morrison.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/jim-morrison-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jim-morrison\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-820\" \/><\/a>On a closer inspection I take back my words. That&#8217;s not Jesus at all! <\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s Jim Morrison!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> Look carefully at that frying pan and you too will see what I see. You don&#8217;t need to be inebriated either. <\/p>\n<p>Poor old Jim, I can just see him devoting his afterlife to saving drunken young men &#8211; English or otherwise.<\/p>\n<p><strong>More on the Holy World Tour<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/2009\/08\/02\/the-holy-mouse\/\">The Holy Mouse<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/2009\/07\/11\/shes-back-3\/\">Mary on a Tree Stump<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"buymebeer\">\n<form action=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr\"  method=\"post\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"cmd\" value=\"_xclick\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"business\" value=\"susanna@yarralink.com\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"return\" value=\"\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"item_name\" value=\"Buy Me a Beer for Pantastic!\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"currency_code\" value=\"\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"amount\" value=\"$2.50\" \/><input type=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allinfoaboutgrandparents.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/buy-me-beer\/icon_cafe.gif\" align=\"left\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" hspace=\"3\" \/><\/form>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=susanna@yarralink.com&amp;currency_code=&amp;amount=$2.50&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Pantastic!\" >Spare a shilling for a glass of sweet sherry<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Holy World Tour has excelled itself this time! In this case Jesus couldn&#8217;t save Toby&#8217;s bacon, but possibly saved his life. English lad, Toby Elles, 22, quaffed quite a few ales and decided to fry up some bacon. He fell asleep on the couch and woke up from his alcoholic stupor to a smoke-filled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}