{"id":424919,"date":"2010-03-13T14:00:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T19:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mobilecrunch.com\/?p=27843"},"modified":"2010-03-13T14:00:10","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T19:00:10","slug":"what-type-of-phone-should-a-george-costanza-buy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/424919","title":{"rendered":"What type of phone should a George Costanza buy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mobilecrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/georgecostanza.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"georgecostanza\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-27842\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As luck would have it, I&#8217;ll be in the market for a brand-new phone in the coming weeks. Terribly exciting, yes. But there&#8217;s a bit of a problem: the two &#8220;biggest&#8221; phones out there, the <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.mobilecrunch.com\/tag\/iphone\/\">iPhone<\/a> and all those <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.mobilecrunch.com\/tag\/android\/\">Android-based ones<\/a>, rub me the wrong way. Longtime readers will know that I&#8217;m fairly neurotic, sorta like George Costanza from Seinfeld. Does the phrase <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YLjxp_86dKs\">Jerkstore<\/a> mean anything to you? That&#8217;s 100 percent me. (Yes, the irony in linking to Google-owned YouTube is not lost on me.) So what&#8217;s a person to do when, for reasons I&#8217;ll describe, he wants nothing to do with <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/tag\/apple\/\">Apple<\/a> or <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/tag\/nzxt\/\">Google<\/a> phones?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had an <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/tag\/ipod%20touch\/\">iPod touch<\/a> since last autumn, and there&#8217;s no way I could envision using <i>that<\/i> as a phone. It&#8217;s just so cumbersome, I think. I feel like I&#8217;m holding a brick in my hand whenever I use it to check <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.wow.com\">WoW.com<\/a> before going to bed. Plus, I&#8217;ve soured on Apple&#8217;s attitude in recent years. Again, George Costanza says hi.<\/p>\n<p>On to Google. There&#8217;s another company I&#8217;ve grown tired of in recent years, the most recent offense thinking <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2010\/01\/20\/yeah-google-good-luck-trying-to-boss-china-around\/&#038;ei=qtibS6v8KcP-8Aa23M3-DQ&#038;sa=X&#038;oi=nshc&#038;resnum=1&#038;ct=result&#038;cd=1&#038;ved=0CAcQzgQoAA&#038;usg=AFQjCNFZG5ckAxl_U5CyzifSfUfHsCGtkA\">it can bully China<\/a>&mdash;<i>China!<\/i>&mdash;into bending to its will under the guise of the free flow of information. Does Google think it&#8217;s the East India Company, making demands left, right, and center?<\/p>\n<p>I simply don&#8217;t like the companies enough to support them in this fashion.<\/p>\n<p>What are my options?<\/p>\n<p>People <i>love<\/i> the iPhone, but again: it&#8217;s not for me, and that&#8217;s based on using the iPod touch for several months. The <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.mobilecrunch.com\/2009\/10\/30\/smartphone-showdown-iphone-3gs-vs-motorola-droid\/\">Droid<\/a> got high marks, and the <a HREF=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2010\/01\/05\/google-nexus-one-the-techcrunch-review\/\">Nexus One<\/a> should be hitting Verizon Wireless (the only wireless provider that has reliable service in my area) in the next few days, but do I really want to spend money supporting Big, Bad Google? Note that I already support Big, Bad Google with my use of Gmail, and don&#8217;t think I haven&#8217;t thought of weening myself off that!<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I should take a ridiculous stand and just go <i>without a phone<\/i> from here on out?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/alf-oNvNdLiII_Bect3HivO0Awg\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/alf-oNvNdLiII_Bect3HivO0Awg\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/alf-oNvNdLiII_Bect3HivO0Awg\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/alf-oNvNdLiII_Bect3HivO0Awg\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Mobilecrunch?a=svkac54tgF4:MDEGIQHviR0:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Mobilecrunch?i=svkac54tgF4:MDEGIQHviR0:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Mobilecrunch?a=svkac54tgF4:MDEGIQHviR0:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Mobilecrunch?i=svkac54tgF4:MDEGIQHviR0:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Mobilecrunch?a=svkac54tgF4:MDEGIQHviR0:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Mobilecrunch?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As luck would have it, I&#8217;ll be in the market for a brand-new phone in the coming weeks. Terribly exciting, yes. But there&#8217;s a bit of a problem: the two &#8220;biggest&#8221; phones out there, the iPhone and all those Android-based ones, rub me the wrong way. Longtime readers will know that I&#8217;m fairly neurotic, sorta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":683,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/683"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}