{"id":435730,"date":"2010-03-16T19:36:24","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T23:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=96801"},"modified":"2010-03-16T19:36:24","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T23:36:24","slug":"evening-crunch-crumbs-morbidly-obese-nj-woman-paid-to-gain-1000-pounds-sony-inks-250-million-with-michael-jackson-estate-wyclef-using-charity-funds-to-cheat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/435730","title":{"rendered":"Evening Crunch Crumbs: Morbidly-Obese NJ Woman Paid To Gain 1,000 Pounds; Sony Inks $250 Million With Michael Jackson Estate; Wyclef Using Charity Funds To Cheat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"320\" id=\"Redlasso\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.redlasso.com\/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"embedId=c1b674c6-9987-4c81-a630-6ce9bd7f0c97&#038;pid=undefined\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/player.redlasso.com\/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf\" flashvars=\"embedId=c1b674c6-9987-4c81-a630-6ce9bd7f0c97&#038;pid=undefined\" width=\"500\" height=\"320\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" name=\"Redlasso\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>In Few Years, This Obese Ocra Could Be The World&#8217;s Fattest Woman&#8230;.If She Can Live Past Next Week. New Jersey resident Donna Simpson, 42, weighs 550 pounds, but she&#8217;s on mission to gain another 400 pounds in  in hopes of becoming the world&#8217;s fattest woman. Simpson holds the Guinness World Record as the world&#8217;s fattest mother. Her chubby chaser boyfriend, Philippe, backs Donna all the way. He, by the way, weighs just 150 pounds. Disgusting&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-This looks like fun: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holytaco.com\/2010-douchebag-tournament-round-1-day-1\">HolyTaco.com<\/a> has kicked off its 2nd Annual Douchebag Tournament. Kanye West, Brett Favre, and even the cast of MTV&#8217;s Jersey Shore are up top honors in categories like Politics, Entertainment, and Sports. Check out what the site had to say about Lady Gaga:<em> Why She&#8217;s a Douchebag: Are you kidding? Look at her! She&#8217;s an ugly girl with a half-talented voice who dresses like something that got jammed in the machine at the Muppet-building factory so that nobody will pay too much attention to her horrid face or lackadaisical voice.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Shots fired!<\/p>\n<p>-Gary Coleman is no longer speaking to his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redlasso.com\/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=7ce73b36-cf9b-4510-b989-da93595c8dbf\">former TV brother Todd Bridges<\/a>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-Something for the Fellas: In honor of St. Paddy&#8217;s Day, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.complex.com\/blogs\/2010\/03\/16\/complex-presents-the-50-hottest-redheads-of-all-time\/\">Complex.com<\/a> is counting down the hottest redheads on the Planet&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-The estate of Michael Jackson has inked a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okmagazine.com\/2010\/03\/michael-jacksons-estate-signing-200-million-music-deal\/\">$200 million deal with Sony<\/a>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-Wyclef Jean reportedly u<a href=\"http:\/\/hiphop.popcrunch.com\/wyclef-jean-accused-of-paying-mistress-with-yele-haiti-funds\/\">sed funds from his Yele Haiti Foundation to support a mistress<\/a> who was on the charity&#8217;s payroll&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-The Dixie Chicks <a href=\"http:\/\/dixiechicks.com\/06_pressDetail.asp?newsID=684\">to tour with<\/a> The Eagles this summer&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.redlasso.com\/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=de472249-5dda-4e93-8c08-cf693c1ad473\">Fandago.com<\/a> launches paperless movie tickets&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-A chronically-ill Michigan man  &#8212; who suffers from an inoperable brain tumor and sinus cancer &#8212; says he was fired from his job at Walmart after he tested positive for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/21134540\/vp\/35900536#35899681\">puffing government-approved pot<\/a>. 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