{"id":440109,"date":"2010-03-17T12:45:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T16:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10003367"},"modified":"2010-03-17T12:35:45","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T16:35:45","slug":"old-navy-restricts-drunken-revelry-to-ages-13-and-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/440109","title":{"rendered":"Old Navy Restricts Drunken Revelry To Ages 13 And Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/03\/-1-thumb-300x282-38262.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p>Michael found this festive &#8220;I Rish I Was Drunk&#8221; button in an Old Navy store earlier this month. The fine print at the bottom warns, &#8220;Not intended for 12 years and under.&#8221; Ages thirteen and up? Pass the Guinness, apparently. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t want my 13 year old wearing the pin,&#8221; grumbles Michael. <\/p>\n<p>Is this an overprotective safety warning about the sharpness of button backings on the part of Old Navy, or a horrible insight into the drinking habits of America&#8217;s middle schoolers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael found this festive &#8220;I Rish I Was Drunk&#8221; button in an Old Navy store earlier this month. The fine print at the bottom warns, &#8220;Not intended for 12 years and under.&#8221; Ages thirteen and up? Pass the Guinness, apparently. &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t want my 13 year old wearing the pin,&#8221; grumbles Michael. Is this an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4307,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4307"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=440109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=440109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=440109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=440109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}