{"id":442665,"date":"2010-03-18T08:24:56","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T12:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mobilecrunch.com\/?p=28093"},"modified":"2010-03-18T08:24:56","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T12:24:56","slug":"the-new-winpho7-promo-doot-dee-doot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/442665","title":{"rendered":"The new WinPho7 promo: Doot dee doot"},"content":{"rendered":"

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From: The Windows Phone 7 Team
\nTo: The Windows Phone 7 Advertising Gnomes<\/p>\n

After months of deliberation, we hereby present the master plan for all modern mobile commercials.<\/p>\n

To acquire:
\nRights to Feist instrumental break
\nCute woman with curly hair (personable)
\nHandsome, rugged man in vaguely military but alternative shirt
\nRecord shop (build)
\nShot-for-shot outdoor location list for all McDonald’s commercials<\/p>\n

Plot:
\n1. Woman sends messages
\n2. Woman uses “Facebook” (a social networking site. This site is unavailable from internal Microsoft workstations. Use a “public access point” to view it. DO NOT CREATE AN ACCOUNT.)
\n3. Woman takes pictures
\n4. Woman checks maps
\n5. Man looks at woman in a way that suggests the desire for intercourse.<\/p>\n

Repeat this commercial until next Super Bowl or until Apple changes their ad style, whichever comes first.<\/p>\n

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