{"id":444338,"date":"2010-03-18T10:51:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T14:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/notsalmon.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2010-03-18T10:51:22","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T14:51:22","slug":"%e2%80%9cchange-is-inevitable%e2%80%a6-except-from-vending-machines-%e2%80%9d-steven-wright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/444338","title":{"rendered":"\u201cChange is inevitable\u2026.except from vending machines.\u201d – Steven Wright"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I love Steven Wright quotes! <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Here are some more of them below! <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Wishing you all a happy Thursday, dammit! :) <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.<\/strong><\/p>\n

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.<\/strong><\/p>\n

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<\/strong><\/p>\n

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.<\/strong><\/p>\n

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues\u00a0that are in all the other museums. <\/strong><\/p>\n

There aren’t enough days in the weekend. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said,\u00a0”Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so…\u00a0he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.” <\/strong><\/p>\n

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, “I’m home now. But leave a\u00a0message and I’ll call when I’m out.” <\/strong><\/p>\n

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s\u00a0going to be up all night. <\/strong><\/p>\n

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
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I love Steven Wright quotes! Here are some more of them below! Wishing you all a happy Thursday, dammit! I intend to live forever – so far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. When I’m not in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-444338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}