{"id":44743,"date":"2009-11-18T12:37:48","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T17:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/?p=19162"},"modified":"2009-11-18T12:37:48","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T17:37:48","slug":"how-can-you-stand-up-for-america-while-sitting-down-to-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/44743","title":{"rendered":"How Can You Stand Up for America While Sitting Down to Pee?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, the biggest problem facing America today is that most male college professors, ACLU representatives and Democratic presidents have turned their back on the Biblical act of standing up to &#034;<a href=\"http:\/\/etext.virginia.edu\/etcbin\/kjv2www?specfile=\/texts\/english\/religion\/kjv\/kjv-pub.o2w&#038;act=surround&#038;offset=760913&#038;tag=1+Samuel,+chapter+25&#038;query=pisseth\">pisseth<\/a>,&#034; opting instead to sit down, probably so that they can more easily paint their toenails while peeing.<\/p>\n<p>This guy knows what I&#039;m talking about&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qo3o4nfiG7A&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qo3o4nfiG7A&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/2009\/11\/you_know_whats_wrong_with_amer.php\" >Pharyngula<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/?ak_action=api_record_view&#038;id=19162&#038;type=feed\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, the biggest problem facing America today is that most male college professors, ACLU representatives and Democratic presidents have turned their back on the Biblical act of standing up to &#034;pisseth,&#034; opting instead to sit down, probably so that they can more easily paint their toenails while peeing. This guy knows what I&#039;m talking about&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}