{"id":455893,"date":"2010-03-21T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T01:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10954031.post-4692075833048767278"},"modified":"2010-03-21T22:11:25","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T02:11:25","slug":"oh-the-agony-of-ovarian-cysts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/455893","title":{"rendered":"Oh The Agony Of Ovarian Cysts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say that time dulls the memory of painful experiences. For the most part, it&#8217;s true. Before I had my partial hysterectomy, I had the wonderful(tongue in cheek) experience of several ovarian cyst ruptures. I could almost set my watch and predict when they would occur. The very first one that I had as a 16 year old woke me from a sound sleep and I thought my appendix had ruptured. I was put on birth control pills to control them and it worked for a while.<\/p>\n<p>Time went by and I also developed uterine fibroids so I was scheduled for a partial hysterectomy and I tried to talk the doc into a total but he wouldn&#8217;t &#8220;put me into menopause&#8221; at 35. So when I awoke, he was happy to tell me that he had cleaned up a large hemorrhagic cyst on the left one and decided to leave it in there. I KNEW that it would come back to haunt me.<\/p>\n<p>The pain almost made me want to throw up and I had to lay in a hot bath for an hour and then go straight to bed. Another one like that and I will consider yanking the left ovary as well. Thank goodness I have only had 3 or 4 major blowouts in the last 6 years.<\/p>\n<p>Being a female provider makes me much more sympathetic to abdominal pain complaints regarding ovarian cysts and I try to educate my female patients to mark their calendars so that they can help me diagnose them. <\/p>\n<p>Ohhhh the aaaa&#8212;goooo&#8212;neeey!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/10954031-4692075833048767278?l=arnp.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/y5uGrMWRqvyJGjkl9FVV6IHXc1Q\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/y5uGrMWRqvyJGjkl9FVV6IHXc1Q\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/y5uGrMWRqvyJGjkl9FVV6IHXc1Q\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/y5uGrMWRqvyJGjkl9FVV6IHXc1Q\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?a=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?a=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:dnMXMwOfBR0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?d=dnMXMwOfBR0\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?a=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:wF9xT3WuBAs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?i=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:wF9xT3WuBAs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?a=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?i=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?a=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:7Q72WNTAKBA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?d=7Q72WNTAKBA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?a=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/TheNursePractitionersPlace?i=7FIrXih117Y:ejLeH53VFWI:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/TheNursePractitionersPlace\/~4\/7FIrXih117Y\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say that time dulls the memory of painful experiences. For the most part, it&#8217;s true. Before I had my partial hysterectomy, I had the wonderful(tongue in cheek) experience of several ovarian cyst ruptures. I could almost set my watch and predict when they would occur. The very first one that I had as a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1893,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1893"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}