{"id":460511,"date":"2010-03-22T13:44:49","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T17:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/article\/q110-rrod-coffin\/"},"modified":"2010-03-22T13:44:49","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T17:44:49","slug":"three-rings-of-death-send-off-your-xbox-360-in-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/460511","title":{"rendered":"Three Rings of Death? Send off your Xbox 360 in Style!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/assets.gearlive.com\/blogimages\/17.jpg\" alt=\"RROD Coffin\" class=\"border\" style=\"float: right; margin: 5px 5px;\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/>For those of you out there who have spent the greater part of the last few years since the release of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gearlive.com\/news\/tag\/xbox+360\" rel=\"tag\">Xbox 360<\/a> in a dark hole yelling &#8216;PWN&#8217;D!!!&#8217; at 11 year-olds via the interwebz there is nothing more face-punchingly painful than the 3 Rings of death.&nbsp; For the uninitiated, the 3 Rings of Death (or RROD( on an Xsox 360 mean that the machine has eaten itself and you are now left with a very expensive bookend.&nbsp; For the you, avid gamer, this is a truly traumatic experience.&nbsp; You are forced&#8212;for a couple of weeks at least&#8212;to shuffle your way outside, blinking 12-inch-wide gollum-eyes at the sun all the while, and to begin socially interacting with people.&nbsp; An event this traumatic deserves to be memorialized, forever etched in the asocial fabric of the basement of your parent&#8217;s house where you live, yes?&nbsp; Well look no further, fearless devourer of the Hot Pocket, your savior has arrived in the form of an artistically morbid coffin for your Xbox.&nbsp; Created by Australian designer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.creativegenius.com.au\/\" title=\"Alexis Vanamois\">Alexis Vanamois<\/a>, this sleek little number can serve to either a) memorialize your crawling out of the dungeon of social leprosy and beginning a new life, or b) as a badge of honor mounted on your wall and waiting for more XBoxes to be memorialized along side it as you travel down the road to becoming the comic-book guy from The Simpsons; the choice is yours.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tags:<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/alexis+vanamois\" rel=\"tag\">alexis vanamois<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/coffin\" rel=\"tag\">coffin<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/microsoft\" rel=\"tag\">microsoft<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/red+rings\" rel=\"tag\">red rings<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/rrod\" rel=\"tag\">rrod<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/rrod+coffin\" rel=\"tag\">rrod coffin<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/storage\" rel=\"tag\">storage<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/xbox+360\" rel=\"tag\">xbox 360<\/a>,\t\t<\/p>\n<div style=\"background:#FFCC66; padding:5px; margin-top:5px;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/article\/q110-rrod-coffin\/\" title=\"Three Rings of Death? 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