{"id":460872,"date":"2010-03-22T23:59:20","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T03:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.androidguys.com\/?p=14216"},"modified":"2010-03-22T23:59:20","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T03:59:20","slug":"you-might-be-an-android-fanboy-if%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/460872","title":{"rendered":"You Might Be An Android Fanboy If\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"KonaBody\">\n<div class=\"tweetmeme_button\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\">\n\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/api.tweetmeme.com\/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.androidguys.com%2F2010%2F03%2F22%2Fandroid-fanboy-2%2F\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/api.tweetmeme.com\/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.androidguys.com%2F2010%2F03%2F22%2Fandroid-fanboy-2%2F&amp;source=AndroidGuys&amp;style=normal&amp;service=bit.ly\" height=\"61\" width=\"50\" \/><br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_14213\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 245px\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-14213\" href=\"http:\/\/www.androidguys.com\/2010\/03\/22\/android-fanboy\/smrt\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-14213 \" src=\"http:\/\/www.androidguys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/smrt.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"235\" height=\"295\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ha Ha! You suck, I rock!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"first-child \">It&#8217;s no secret that I&#8217;m a huge Android fanboy. Heck, my first story on AndroidGuys was about me being <a href=\"http:\/\/www.androidguys.com\/2010\/03\/10\/life-nexus-rabid-android-fanboy\/\">exactly that<\/a>, and I&#8217;ve even shared my <s>doll<\/s>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.androidguys.com\/2010\/03\/20\/addiction-android-continues\/\">memorabilia collection with you guys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In last weeks poll we asked you to complete the following sentence, &#8220;You might be an Android fanboy if&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"more-14216\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Judging from the turnout, the Android community has a pretty decent sense of humor (unlike some other fruity fanboys)&#8230; While we had a couple hundred responses, I&#8217;m just going to post a few here. Some funny, some&#8230; well, let&#8217;s just say that there were definitely a few that weren&#8217;t appropriate (<span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">SICK!<\/span> Some of you guys are SICK!) for posting here. Those have been omitted (I never imagined fruity fanboys being able to do THAT!) here.<\/p>\n<p>So, without further ado, I bring you, You Might Be An Android Fanboy If&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You find yourself pressing on the TV screen trying to add a widget.<\/li>\n<li>You use Layers to find your second story bathroom.<\/li>\n<li>You get into west side story style dance fights with iphone users.<\/li>\n<li>You ask a woman what apps she comes with.<\/li>\n<li>You have an android fan fiction involving a cross over with the smurfs and Steve jobs as Garagmel.<\/li>\n<li>You own an Android T-shirt for each day of the week.<\/li>\n<li>When asked your favorite celebrity, you say Cyanogen.<\/li>\n<li>You dig down anyone on Digg crowing about their iPhone!<\/li>\n<li>You Google on the loo (toilet).<\/li>\n<li>You have Android bed sheets.<\/li>\n<li>You sell your soul to get an N1 because all the cool kids have one.<\/li>\n<li>You actually use Google Wave.<\/li>\n<li>You see little droids in your dreams.<\/li>\n<li>You yell at people buying apples in the grocery store.<\/li>\n<li>You never had to jailbreak your phone just to make a phone call.<\/li>\n<li>Your first time turning on your Nexus One was booting into the bootloader.<\/li>\n<li>You think trix are for green robots.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re an electirc sheep. (I like this one, good job. &#8211;Scotty)<\/li>\n<li>You still willingly use a G1.<\/li>\n<li>You read the android guys app more than you work.<\/li>\n<li>You check AndroidGuys every day.<\/li>\n<li>You bought an Android Pillow.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t wait to get up every morning to go to the market and update apps.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re always showing your iPhone friends things they can&#8217;t do, and follow by saying,&#8221;But the iphone&#8217;s good too!&#8221; so they dont feel bad.<\/li>\n<li>You fantasize about floating widgets in the air.<\/li>\n<li>You laugh when an iPhone user drops their precious.<\/li>\n<li>You find that anything &#8220;Apple&#8221; irritates you.<\/li>\n<li>You refuse to buy a product because the company has an iPhone app but not an Android app!<\/li>\n<li>You pull out your android whenever you go near or in apple store<\/li>\n<li>The first thing you touch in the morning an the last thing in the night isn&#8217;t your girlfriend<\/li>\n<li>You own more android phones than you do lines of service.<\/li>\n<li>You have a bluetooth bud in one ear, an ear bud in the other and Google Maps running while driving down the road.<\/li>\n<li>You just bought a cliq a month ago and you&#8217;re still gonna buy a Nexus One.<\/li>\n<li>You bleed green.<\/li>\n<li>You wear your charger as a belt.<\/li>\n<li>Fake G1 sciphones make your blood boil and send you into a DROIDRAGE!!!<\/li>\n<li>You find your girlfriend less attractive due to her lack of metal parts and green skin.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h6>Thanks to Kamlyn, DaBlackAnarch, Fury, and Matthew Patience for their contributions.<\/h6>\n<p>As I said, some are good. Some are&#8230; yeah. I bet you guys can do a better job in the comments. So, care to continue?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h3  class=\"related_post_title\">Might We Suggest&#8230;<\/h3>\n<ul class=\"related_post\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.androidguys.com\/2010\/03\/23\/google-voice-real-time\/\" title=\"Google Voice Goes Real Time\">Google Voice Goes Real Time<\/a><br \/><small>Today must have been Android App Update Day at Google: we saw new versions of Listen, Shopper and Voice hit the market. Of these, Voice saw the most significant changes.\n<p>Previously, \u00a0alerts of new &#8230;<\/small><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/gmpAO9ylIJviMoXq6menKL5lxU4\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/gmpAO9ylIJviMoXq6menKL5lxU4\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/gmpAO9ylIJviMoXq6menKL5lxU4\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/gmpAO9ylIJviMoXq6menKL5lxU4\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?a=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?i=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?a=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?i=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:gIN9vFwOqvQ\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?a=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?a=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?a=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:6swKnRFnXgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidguyscom?i=b2RaviBUa3U:llNgv3zpDzY:6swKnRFnXgo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/androidguyscom\/~4\/b2RaviBUa3U\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha Ha! You suck, I rock! It&#8217;s no secret that I&#8217;m a huge Android fanboy. Heck, my first story on AndroidGuys was about me being exactly that, and I&#8217;ve even shared my doll\u00a0memorabilia collection with you guys. In last weeks poll we asked you to complete the following sentence, &#8220;You might be an Android fanboy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6160,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6160"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}