{"id":472973,"date":"2010-03-25T22:01:34","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T02:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=98274"},"modified":"2010-03-25T22:01:34","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T02:01:34","slug":"evening-crunch-crumbs-beyonce-pregnant-facebook-burglary-the-kardashians-get-%e2%80%9csouth-park%e2%80%9d-treatment-jesse-james-accuses-photographer-of-stalking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/472973","title":{"rendered":"Evening Crunch Crumbs: Beyonce Pregnant? Facebook Burglary; The Kardashians Get \u201cSouth Park\u201d Treatment; Jesse James Accuses Photographer Of Stalking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Kardashians-On-South-Park-500x277.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Kardashians On South Park\" width=\"500\" height=\"277\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-98276\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/khloekardashian.celebuzz.com\/\">Khloe<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/kimkardashian.celebuzz.com\/2010\/03\/south-park-kills-kardashians-video.php\">Kim Kardashian<\/a> say they&#8217;re &#8220;honored&#8221; that they were shot and killed &#8212; in animated form of course &#8212; on last night&#8217;s edition of <em>South Park<\/em>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/player.ooyala.com\/player.js?deepLinkEmbedCode=dmYWVhMTq85t7hWjN7aoDYv412uBdgO-&#038;embedCode=dmYWVhMTq85t7hWjN7aoDYv412uBdgO-\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>-Speaking of The Kardashians, <em>Star Magazine<\/em> says <a href=\"http:\/\/hiphop.popcrunch.com\/is-january-gessert-woman-at-center-of-reggie-bush-kim-kardashian-breakup\/\">this is the little tenderon<\/a>i Reggie was cheating on Kim with&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-You are <em>not<\/em> the father! Maury&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.broadcastingcable.com\/article\/450460-_Maury_Finds_Fountain_of_Youth.php\">still killing<\/a> in the ratings&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-MediaTakeout claims Beyonce is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-1260751\/Is-Beyonce-pregnant-US-internet-reports-claim-singer-husband-Jay-Z-expecting-child.html\">expecting a mini-Hov<\/a>. Since MediaTakeout is even less reliable than a supermarket tabloid, I&#8217;d take this with a grain of salt&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-Angela Bassett <a href=\"http:\/\/hiphop.popcrunch.com\/angela-bassett-cast-as-dr-waller-in-green-lantern-movie\/\">joins the cast<\/a> of <em>Green Lantern<\/em>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-Accused manwhore Jesse James has carried out a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/03\/25\/jesse-james-makes-a-citiz_n_513729.html\">citizen&#8217;s arrest on a photographer<\/a> he alleges has been stalking him near his Long Beach home&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-Disney&#8217;s new Harry Potter theme park <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/movies\/news\/articles\/1634748\/story.jhtml\">opens in Orlando<\/a> June 18&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-We&#8217;re not sure Jesse is being stalked, but the paparazzi is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theinsider.com\/news\/3251749_Neighbors_Call_Cops_Over_Media_Frenzy_at_Jesse_James_Sandra_Bullock_s_Home\">making life a living hell for his neighbors<\/a>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-Has it really been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalpost.com\/arts\/story.html?id=2713359\">20 years<\/a> since Julia Roberts warmed hearts as good-natured hooker &#8220;Vivian&#8221; in <em>Pretty Woman<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>-Jon Gosselin&#8217;s been <a href=\"http:\/\/icydk.com\/2010\/03\/25\/jon-gosselin-dumped-by-latest-girlfriend%E2%80%8F\/\">dumped for the third time this year<\/a> &#8212; and it&#8217;s only March!<\/p>\n<p>-Jennifer Love Hewitt and Dame Edna were on <em>The View<\/em> today&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-James Franco has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/fiction\/james-franco-fiction-0410\">short story<\/a> running in the new issue of <em>Esquire<\/em>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-Tiger Woods is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2010\/03\/25\/tiger-woods-shoots-new-commercial-for-nike\/\">shooting a new commercial for Nike<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<em>Jimmy Kimmel Live&#8217;s<\/em> Guillermo Presents <em>Jersey Shore: Mexico<\/em>&#8230;..<br \/>\n<object width=\"500\" height=\"330\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/MJZwLDrYSTk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/MJZwLDrYSTk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>-This just in: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/36013193\/ns\/world_news-americas\/\">Ann Coulter is racis<\/a>t! Shocking we know&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-&#8221;Sixteen Candles&#8221; singer Johnny Maestro &#8212; a doo-wop legend &#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20100325\/ap_on_en_mu\/us_obit_johnny_maestro_9\"> died Thursday<\/a> after a battle with cancer. He was 70. (This is so sad! Sometimes I watch those PBS oldies music specials with my parents, and I remember seeing him perform on a couple of them. R.I.P. Johnny&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>-Homer Simpson&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vancouversun.com\/life\/story.html?id=2724860\">&#8220;D&#8217;oh!&#8221;<\/a> has been voted on of the most influential additions to the English language&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<em>My Name Is Earl&#8217;s<\/em> Jaime Pressly has signed to star in an untitled CBS pilot&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-Facebook <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/technology\/technology-news\/facebook-linked-to-rise-in-syphilis-20100326-r17y.html\">linked to rise<\/a> in syphilis&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Megan Mullally has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/03\/26\/theater\/26mullally.html\">abruptly dropped<\/a> out of Broadway&#8217;s <em>McNally<\/em>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>-And in related news: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/video\/watch\/?id=6331815n&#038;tag=contentMain;contentBody\">Burglarized by a Facebook friend<\/a>! A couple returned home from a night out on the town to find that their home had been burglarized. Guess how the burglars knew they weren&#8217;t going to be home? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/video\/watch\/?id=6331812n&#038;tag=contentMain;contentBody\">They checked their updates on Facebook<\/a>&#8230;.. <\/p>\n<p>-10 Musicians <a href=\"http:\/\/www.complex.com\/blogs\/2010\/03\/25\/forever-young-10-musicians-who-changed-their-name-to-sound-more-mature\/\">Who Changed Their Name<\/a> To Sound More Mature&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/64n_rO9e_KeEn3f4mcwzuRVsdbo\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/64n_rO9e_KeEn3f4mcwzuRVsdbo\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/64n_rO9e_KeEn3f4mcwzuRVsdbo\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/64n_rO9e_KeEn3f4mcwzuRVsdbo\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211;Khloe and Kim Kardashian say they&#8217;re &#8220;honored&#8221; that they were shot and killed &#8212; in animated form of course &#8212; on last night&#8217;s edition of South Park&#8230;. -Speaking of The Kardashians, Star Magazine says this is the little tenderoni Reggie was cheating on Kim with&#8230;.. -You are not the father! 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