{"id":476443,"date":"2010-03-26T16:30:02","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T20:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ridelust.com\/?p=41617"},"modified":"2010-03-26T16:30:02","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T20:30:02","slug":"so-you-want-to-be-a-car-show-girl-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/476443","title":{"rendered":"So You Want To Be A Car Show Girl: Part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bonus points if you can spot the car in this picture.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

In Part 1 of this series, we covered the joys of being a local car show girl. Part 2 covered the next rung up the evolutionary show girl ladder, the paddock girl. Today, we present the pinnacle of car show girl achievement: the international motor show girl. <\/p>\n

More pics after the jump.<\/p>\n

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I once dated a girl like her; she came at me with a chef’s knife. Good times.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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It’s hard to upstage a Lambo, but she pulls it off.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Take a look at any of these pictures, and you\u2019ll notice one thing in common between all of these women. Stop staring at their breasts, because that wasn\u2019t what I was referring too. Not their incredibly long and shapely legs, either, although they do rock some awfully fine ones.<\/p>\n

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I guess even show girls get casual Fridays.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The look: equal parts sexy and terrifying<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Try to find a better pair of legs, I dare you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

I\u2019m talking about the look, that thousand yard stare that all the pro show girls either have or quickly develop. It\u2019s somehow both alluring and downright frightening, kind of like getting the keys to a 600 horsepower motorcycle. You may be stupid enough to try and take it for a spin, but I can guarantee it\u2019s only going to end in heartbreak.<\/p>\n

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Unless your bank account ends in 10 zeros, just move along.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Casual Friday, again. I guarantee the one on the right is ex-KGB.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

As a sideline gig, I teach pistol and concealed carry classes. I come from a law enforcement family, and have a better than average ability to size up an opponent or situation. I\u2019ve got to tell you that these women scare me; it\u2019s not the intelligence thing, because smart women are damned sexy. It\u2019s the gleam in their eye, the one that says \u201cI can kill you with one strike from my six inch stiletto heal, or garrote you with this seemingly innocent string of pearls. It\u2019s only by the grace of God that I continue to let you keep sucking my oxygen as you leer at me.\u201d Scary stuff, that. Unpredictable, too.<\/p>\n

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The look says, ‘I could kill you and not even break a sweat’<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I’m sure there are laser beams in those eyes<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

So what does it take to compete at this level? For starters, you need to be physically perfect. No bad breast implants, liposuction or collagen enhanced lips allowed; if you didn\u2019t leave the womb as a solid 9.5, look for work elsewhere. You\u2019ve got to be smart, because you\u2019re expected to answer questions on the vehicles and manufacturers you represent. Want to work in Europe? Better speak four or five languages at a minimum.<\/p>\n

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Japanese show girls; innocent in the most obscene manner<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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In ten minutes, she’d have you confessing to anything. Trust me.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Want to meet one of these women for a drink? You\u2019ve got a better chance of picking the winning megamillion lottery numbers, while simultaneously being struck by lightening. Unless you\u2019re ripped, filthy stinking rich and in the media spotlight, chances are good that these women won\u2019t even acknowledge your presence outside of the show booth. Think about this: how many times have you been successful in picking up a model wearing a $5,000 dress at your local watering hole? If the answer is none, it\u2019s best to just move along. Who wants to risk a stiletto heel to the heart, anyway?<\/p>\n

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Do you really think you’ve got a line she hasn’t heard before?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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She can shoot you down in more languages than you can name.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Author\u2019s note:<\/strong> So You Want To Be A Car Show Girl is written tongue-in-cheek and should in no way be taken seriously. Except the part about sending us bikini or underwear pics if you\u2019re over 18 and look like the women in these pictures; we meant that. And for the love of God, guys: stop sending me underwear pictures, no matter what you shave. <\/p>\n

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Bonus points if you can spot the car in this picture. In Part 1 of this series, we covered the joys of being a local car show girl. Part 2 covered the next rung up the evolutionary show girl ladder, the paddock girl. Today, we present the pinnacle of car show girl achievement: the international […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2161,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}