{"id":483945,"date":"2010-03-29T00:21:09","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T04:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.modernmechanix.com\/?p=9346"},"modified":"2010-03-29T00:21:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T04:21:09","slug":"poker-face-polly-feb-1937","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/483945","title":{"rendered":"Poker-face Polly (Feb, 1937)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lady Gaga’s grandmother was a parrot. This explains so much.<\/p>\n

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Poker-face Polly<\/strong><\/p>\n

LOOK! YOU’RE EVEN GIVING POLLY NERVES. IF YOU’D ONLY LISTEN TO ME ABOUT COFFEE!<\/p>\n

NONE OF YOUR CAFFEINE-FREE COFFEE FOR ME. I KNOW WHAT I LIKE!<\/p>\n

YOU AND I ARE GOING TO FIX THOSE NERVES POLLY. WE’LL GIVE HIM KAFFEE-HAG COFFEE TONIGHT- BUT KEEP IT QUIET<\/span><\/p>\n

NEXT WEEK<\/p>\n

YOU LOOK SO PEACEFUL, I BELIEVE I DARE BREAK THE NEWS. THAT’S KAFFEE-HAG COFFEE YOU’RE DRINKING.<\/p>\n

IT IS? WELL, IT’S THE BEST DARN COFFEE WE EVER TASTED, ISN’T IT POLLY?<\/p>\n

POLLY KEEP A SECRET!<\/p>\n

DRINK IT TO YOUR NERVES’ CONTENT!<\/p>\n

If your heart warms to a glorious cup of coffee \u2014 but your nerves say “No!” \u2014then here are a few words you’ll like. Kaffee-Hag is more than real coffee. It’s the finest coffee that money can buy. It has everything any fine coffee has\u2014except the jitters. For the nerve-lashing caffeine \u2014 97% of it \u2014 has been so painlessly removed that not an atom of flavour is lost. Make Kaffee-Hag strong. Extra brewing brings out its finest aroma.<\/p>\n

Kellogg’s KAFFEE-HAG COFFEE <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Lady Gaga’s grandmother was a parrot. This explains so much. Poker-face Polly LOOK! YOU’RE EVEN GIVING POLLY NERVES. IF YOU’D ONLY LISTEN TO ME ABOUT COFFEE! NONE OF YOUR CAFFEINE-FREE COFFEE FOR ME. I KNOW WHAT I LIKE! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO FIX THOSE NERVES POLLY. WE’LL GIVE HIM KAFFEE-HAG COFFEE TONIGHT- BUT […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5356,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5356"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}