{"id":484155,"date":"2010-03-29T09:34:26","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T13:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"9041 at http:\/\/www.androidcentral.com"},"modified":"2010-03-29T09:34:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T13:34:26","slug":"thats-exactly-how-low-well-stoop-actually","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/484155","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s exactly how low we&#8217;ll stoop, actually"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"rtecenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekculture.com\/joyoftech\/joyarchives\/1372.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"425\" height=\"400\" class=\"lightbox2\" alt=\"Joy of Tech\" src=\"http:\/\/www.androidcentral.com\/sites\/androidcentral.com\/files\/articleimage\/Erica%20Marchand\/2010\/03\/thumb_550_Joy%20of%20Tech%2032910.gif\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"rteleft\">We <a href=\"http:\/\/www.androidcentral.com\/steve-jobs-eric-schmidt-have-coffee-plan-world-domination-or-something\">currently have the baristas in custody<\/a> and hope to have their statements by the end of the day. DNA&nbsp;results from the coffee cups and restroom take a little longer. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekculture.com\/joyoftech\/joyarchives\/1372.html\">Joy of Tech<\/a>]<\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidcentral?a=KFH-4p0MUSg:xeL1n2TMMl0:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidcentral?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidcentral?a=KFH-4p0MUSg:xeL1n2TMMl0:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidcentral?i=KFH-4p0MUSg:xeL1n2TMMl0:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidcentral?a=KFH-4p0MUSg:xeL1n2TMMl0:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/androidcentral?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/androidcentral\/~4\/KFH-4p0MUSg\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We currently have the baristas in custody and hope to have their statements by the end of the day. DNA&nbsp;results from the coffee cups and restroom take a little longer. [Joy of Tech]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6387,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6387"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}