{"id":488469,"date":"2010-03-30T06:30:43","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T10:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=98626"},"modified":"2010-03-30T06:30:43","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T10:30:43","slug":"beyonce-blowup-love-doll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/488469","title":{"rendered":"Beyonce Blowup Love Doll"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nOh dear — this is so disrespectful, we don’t even have words with which to denounce it….<\/em><\/p>\n

Paging Papa Knowles! We’ve got something that your legal team needs to get on top of (No pun intended) — stat! <\/p>\n

Wanna “snuggle up” to music’s signature “Sexy Lady?” Beyonce Stans will be delighted to know that the \u201cShe Ain\u2019t No Beyonce Inflatable Love Doll” is now on sale and available for your — er — pleasure<\/em>. While she’s more of a deadringer for a West Village hooker than the real-life, hip-swirveling Sasha Fierce, manufacturers promise blowup Beyonce brings “Sweet Dreams” and will be “Crazy In Love With Your C0ck!” <\/p>\n

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Oh dear — this is so disrespectful, we don’t even have words with which to denounce it…. Paging Papa Knowles! We’ve got something that your legal team needs to get on top of (No pun intended) — stat! Wanna “snuggle up” to music’s signature “Sexy Lady?” Beyonce Stans will be delighted to know that the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5335,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5335"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}