{"id":491118,"date":"2010-03-30T08:58:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T12:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7655103.post-8774177157702491063"},"modified":"2010-03-30T09:29:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T13:29:26","slug":"you-know-youre-drunk-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/491118","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#8217;re Drunk When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_OR8dKL3XDN8\/S7H8LXAWg4I\/AAAAAAAAFTE\/sfA7WJj3UxM\/s1600\/roadkill.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_OR8dKL3XDN8\/S7H8LXAWg4I\/AAAAAAAAFTE\/sfA7WJj3UxM\/s400\/roadkill.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454417895806632834\" \/><\/a><br \/>You are caught trying to give mouth-to-mouth to a road kill possum. Yeah, I&#8217;m pretty sure no breathalyzer is required at that point&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pennsylvania is not looking so good this week. As if the Philly freak posting the YouTube <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.starexponent.com\/cse\/news\/local\/article\/cantor_gets_death_threat\/54795\/\">death threats against Eric Cantor<\/a> wasn&#8217;t bad enough, now we have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/Odd_News\/2010\/03\/26\/Man-arrested-in-road-kill-resuscitation\/UPI-58731269644952\/\">drunken road kill boy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7655103-8774177157702491063?l=mobyrebuttal.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are caught trying to give mouth-to-mouth to a road kill possum. Yeah, I&#8217;m pretty sure no breathalyzer is required at that point&#8230; Pennsylvania is not looking so good this week. As if the Philly freak posting the YouTube death threats against Eric Cantor wasn&#8217;t bad enough, now we have drunken road kill boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-491118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=491118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=491118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=491118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=491118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}