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McDonald’s: <\/b>Taking his cue from both Cheeseburger Josh<\/a> and that irritating “Gimme That Filet-o-Fish” ad, a dude in South Brunswick, NJ, got so impatient with the service at the drive-thru that he crawled through the window, slapped the employee and then escaped with his precious fish sandwich.<\/p>\n Starbucks:<\/b> A Daly City, CA, police officer faces jail time for demonstrating how to slit someone’s throat with a knife… while enjoying a coffee at Starbucks. [Mercury News<\/a>]<\/p>\n KFC:<\/b> Remember that bronze bust of Colonel Sanders that was stolen from outside a Berea, KY, KFC<\/a>? Well, the world can rest easy because the statue has been recovered following a joint effort of the Berea and Independence, KY, police forces, both of whom will share the $500 free chicken reward. [MarketWatch<\/a>]<\/p>\n Taco Bell:<\/b> Drive-thru cashiers should be getting hazard pay. Yet another Taco Bell has been held up from the convenience of the thieves’ car. But unlike last week’s heist in Charlotte<\/a>, these crooks got away with more than some apple empanadas. [WSBTV<\/a>]<\/p>\n Domino’s Pizza: <\/b>It’s not just the drivers at Domino’s that are at risk. An employee at a Domino’s in Hickory, NC, was forced into the store’s cooler while two robbers had their way with the cash register. [WBTV<\/a>]<\/p>\n