{"id":504447,"date":"2010-04-02T00:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T04:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5507852"},"modified":"2010-04-02T00:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T04:20:00","slug":"how-many-more-buttons-do-i-have-to-press-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/504447","title":{"rendered":"How Many More Buttons Do I Have To Press? [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: left; padding-right: 10px;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"><a title=\"Click here to read How Many More Buttons Do I Have To Press?\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/humor\/\" style=\"background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;\"><span style=\"color: white;\" class=\"hash\">#<\/span><span style=\"color: white;\">humor<\/span><\/a><\/div -->\n<div><a title=\"Click here to read How Many More Buttons Do I Have To Press?\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5507852\/how-many-more-buttons-do-i-have-to-press\" class=\"pp_image\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" title=\"Click here to read How Many More Buttons Do I Have To Press?\" alt=\"Click here to read How Many More Buttons Do I Have To Press?\" src=\"http:\/\/cache-09.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/04\/160x120_computer_problems.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\tThe pattern of blinking lights on this metal rectangle in front of me is all wrong today. <i>All wrong!<\/i> [<a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/722\/\">xkcd<\/a>]\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5507852\/how-many-more-buttons-do-i-have-to-press\" title=\"Click here to read more about How Many More Buttons Do I Have To Press? 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