{"id":508412,"date":"2010-04-02T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-03T03:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techdirt.com\/articles\/20100402\/1216068849.shtml"},"modified":"2010-04-02T23:33:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-03T03:33:00","slug":"the-fools-gold-at-the-end-of-the-ipad-rainbow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/508412","title":{"rendered":"The Fool&#8217;s Gold At The End Of The iPad Rainbow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The media has been making a <i>huge<\/i> deal about how the iPad is supposed to &#8220;save the business,&#8221; because suddenly everything will return to apps, and people pay for apps, and toss in a big dose of &#8220;Steve Jobs!&#8221; and there&#8217;s some sort of magic formula which includes some question marks and inevitably ends in profit!  Now, the iPad does look like a nice device, and I have no doubt that it will do quite well for Apple, and many buyers will be quite happy with it.  But it&#8217;s not going to save the media business in any way, shape or form.  It&#8217;s just the media chasing a rainbow in search of gold that doesn&#8217;t exist.<\/p>\n<p>A few months back, I tried to ask a simple question that we still haven&#8217;t received a good answer to: all of these media companies, thinking that iPad apps are somehow revolutionary, don&#8217;t explain why they <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techdirt.com\/articles\/20100217\/0335558196.shtml\">never put that same functionality online<\/a>.  They could.  But didn&#8217;t.  There&#8217;s nothing special about the iPad that enables functionality you couldn&#8217;t do elsewhere.  But, it goes deeper than that.  People are being taken down by app madness.  Because the iPhone has sold a bunch of apps, suddenly old school media players are suddenly dreaming of the sorts of <i>control<\/i> they used to have, and pretending it can be replicated on the iPad.  But that&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techdirt.com\/blog\/itinnovation\/articles\/20100209\/0300008093.shtml\">big myth<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Danny O&#8217;Brien has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oblomovka.com\/wp\/2010\/04\/01\/cd-roms-and-ipads\/\" >brilliant post on the similarities between the iPad and the CD-ROM<\/a>. The CD-Rom was supposed to save old media (as the iPad is supposed to now) &#8212; but tried to do so mainly by trying to make the old format move to a digital world, by retaining the control, and by adding a little digital razzle dazzle.  But what it failed to do was really enable what the technology allowed &#8212; and that was because what the technology allowed totally undercut the old business model.<\/p>\n<p>The media is running to the iPad because they think it&#8217;s magically going to transport them back to a world where there is scarcity and they can charge ridiculous prices again.  The Wall Street Journal, for example, is apparently offering an iPad app <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2010\/04\/02\/wsj-ipad-subscription-officially-17-29-per-month-is-murdoch-in\/\" >that&#8217;s more expensive per week<\/a> than getting a combined subscription to both the paper version and the online version.  There&#8217;s a lot of wishful thinking going on here.<\/p>\n<p>Cory Doctorow does a great job further unbundling this myth, by pointing out a key fallacy that many in the media are making: that the average consumer is as dumb as a doorknob and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2010\/04\/02\/why-i-wont-buy-an-ipad-and-think-you-shouldnt-either.html\" >needs a super simplistic device to function<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><br \/>\nI remember the early days of the web &#8212; and the last days of CD ROM &#8212; when there was this mainstream consensus that the web and PCs were too durned geeky and difficult and unpredictable for &#8220;my mom&#8221; (it&#8217;s amazing how many tech people have an incredibly low opinion of their mothers). If I had a share of AOL for every time someone told me that the web would die because AOL was so easy and the web was full of garbage, I&#8217;d have a lot of AOL shares.<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In effect, the iPad, as beautifully designed as it is, is trying to <i>take away<\/i> many of the benefits and flexibility in digital computing these days.  It&#8217;s trying to limit what you can do, because it thinks people want to be limited.  And, while closed platforms often are great at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techdirt.com\/articles\/20090719\/1514125593.shtml\">the beginning<\/a> to get people to move to something new, in the long run, they are regularly superseded by more open platforms.<\/p>\n<p>But, as Cory points out, the whole interaction model of the iPad seems to have been developed with the mindset of the media companies, not the real end users:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><br \/>\nBut with the iPad, it seems like Apple&#8217;s model customer is that same stupid stereotype of a technophobic, timid, scatterbrained mother as appears in a billion renditions of &#8220;that&#8217;s too complicated for my mom&#8221; (listen to the pundits extol the virtues of the iPad and time how long it takes for them to explain that here, finally, is something that isn&#8217;t too complicated for their poor old mothers).<\/p>\n<p>The model of interaction with the iPad is to be a &#8220;consumer,&#8221; what William Gibson memorably described as &#8220;something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It&#8217;s covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth&#8230; no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The way you improve your iPad isn&#8217;t to figure out how it works and making it better. The way you improve the iPad is to buy iApps. Buying an iPad for your kids isn&#8217;t a means of jump-starting the realization that the world is yours to take apart and reassemble; it&#8217;s a way of telling your offspring that even changing the batteries is something you have to leave to the professionals.<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Again, the beautiful design and the power of Apple\/Steve Jobs to market the product will undoubtedly allow the product to do well initially.  For Apple.  But it&#8217;s not going to save the media industry&#8230; and it seems unlikely to be any more revolutionary in the long run than the CD-ROM was.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/techdirt.com\/articles\/20100402\/1216068849.shtml\">Permalink<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/techdirt.com\/articles\/20100402\/1216068849.shtml#comments\">Comments<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/techdirt.com\/article.php?sid=20100402\/1216068849&#038;op=sharethis\">Email This Story<\/a><br \/>\n <br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=f04dc554833f69973b21e3d42326abcb&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=f04dc554833f69973b21e3d42326abcb&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<!-- foo --><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.techdirt.com\/~ff\/techdirt\/feed?a=J2pEiheBsNQ:uETvCkgk9gE:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/techdirt\/feed?i=J2pEiheBsNQ:uETvCkgk9gE:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.techdirt.com\/~ff\/techdirt\/feed?a=J2pEiheBsNQ:uETvCkgk9gE:c-S6u7MTCTE\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/techdirt\/feed?d=c-S6u7MTCTE\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/techdirt\/feed\/~4\/J2pEiheBsNQ\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The media has been making a huge deal about how the iPad is supposed to &#8220;save the business,&#8221; because suddenly everything will return to apps, and people pay for apps, and toss in a big dose of &#8220;Steve Jobs!&#8221; and there&#8217;s some sort of magic formula which includes some question marks and inevitably ends in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=508412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=508412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=508412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=508412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}