{"id":519296,"date":"2010-04-07T14:07:02","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T18:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"urn:newsml:sports.yahoo,yhoo:20050301:fantasy,article,yhoo-ept_sports_fantasy_experts-232665:1"},"modified":"2010-04-07T14:07:02","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T18:07:02","slug":"david-ortiz-offers-a-little-bleeping-fantasy-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/519296","title":{"rendered":"David Ortiz offers a little (bleeping) fantasy advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/a323.yahoofs.com\/ymg\/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__26\/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-432440272-1270653761.jpg?ymBdj8CDqqpXycwW\" hspace=\"8\" src=\"http:\/\/a323.yahoofs.com\/ymg\/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__26\/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-432440272-1270653761.jpg?ymBdj8CDqqpXycwW\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No matter what your opinion is of <span class=\"ysp-player\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/5909\/\">David Ortiz<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/5909\/news\" class=\"ysp_playernote_icon\" id=\"ysp_playernote_mlb.p.5909\">(notes)<\/a><\/span> as a fantasy commodity &mdash; or as a designated hitter, corporate pitchman, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.playingfieldpromotions.com\/David-Ortiz.php\">motivational speaker<\/a> &mdash; you need to accept the fact that his recent profanity-enhanced comments were completely reasonable. <\/p>\n<p>After Tuesday&#8217;s loss to the Yankees, Ortiz was asked about the slow start to his season &hellip; which happens to be only seven at-bats old. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/blogs\/sports\/red_sox\/index.php\/2010\/04\/07\/ortiz-is-ticked-but-dont-expect-to-see-lowell-tonight\/\">This was his response<\/a>, via the Boston Herald:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&quot;(Bleep) happens. Then you guys talk (bleep),&quot; Ortiz said. &quot;Two (bleeping) games already. (Bleepers) are going crazy. What&#8217;s up with that, man? (Bleep). There&#8217;s (bleeping) 160 games left. Y&#8217;all (bleepers) go ahead and hit for me.&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>In fantasy leagues right now, (bleepers) are also going crazy, and not just about Ortiz.<\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"ysp-player\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/7253\/\">Adam LaRoche<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/7253\/news\" class=\"ysp_playernote_icon\" id=\"ysp_playernote_mlb.p.7253\">(notes)<\/a><\/span> was dropped 2,128 times in Yahoo! leagues on Tuesday, presumably because he&#8217;s 0-for-8. <span class=\"ysp-player\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/6910\/\">Erik Bedard<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/6910\/news\" class=\"ysp_playernote_icon\" id=\"ysp_playernote_mlb.p.6910\">(notes)<\/a><\/span> was dropped 2,122 times, even though he&#8217;s DL-eligible. <span class=\"ysp-player\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/6559\/\">Carlos Zambrano<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/6559\/news\" class=\"ysp_playernote_icon\" id=\"ysp_playernote_mlb.p.6559\">(notes)<\/a><\/span> was fired 1,895 times after his horrid opener. (OK, that drop probably felt good. But still, Carlos has useful days ahead. It&#8217;s not unusual for him to be a mess in the season debut). <span class=\"ysp-player\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/8519\/\">Julio Borbon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/8519\/news\" class=\"ysp_playernote_icon\" id=\"ysp_playernote_mlb.p.8519\">(notes)<\/a><\/span> was cut 1,679 times after going 0-for-4. <span class=\"ysp-player\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/7310\/\">Jason Frasor<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/7310\/news\" class=\"ysp_playernote_icon\" id=\"ysp_playernote_mlb.p.7310\">(notes)<\/a><\/span> was canned by 1,614 of you after blowing a save. <span class=\"ysp-player\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/8562\/\">Stephen Strasburg<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/players\/8562\/news\" class=\"ysp_playernote_icon\" id=\"ysp_playernote_mlb.p.8562\">(notes)<\/a><\/span> was dropped 1,580 times, apparently because fantasy owners didn&#8217;t like the way he handled <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/mlb\/news?slug=ap-nationals-strasburg\">media day at Double-A Harrisburg<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>We often tell you to manage your fantasy teams aggressively, but we don&#8217;t endorse vengeful or reckless management. There are, as Ortiz mentioned, 160 games left. Baseball is a game in which it takes long stretches of time for a player&#8217;s true talent level to become apparent. One of the habits possessed by all losing fantasy owners is their tendency to infer too much from too little information. Don&#8217;t be that gamer. Please understand that (bleep) happens.<\/p>\n<p>Of course if it&#8217;s clear that you have a panicky owner in your league, then <em>now<\/em> would be the time to pick clean their roster. Those managers generally lose interest by mid-season when they&#8217;re no longer in the trophy hunt and football sign-ups open.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em>Photo via Getty Images <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter what your opinion is of David Ortiz(notes) as a fantasy commodity &mdash; or as a designated hitter, corporate pitchman, or motivational speaker &mdash; you need to accept the fact that his recent profanity-enhanced comments were completely reasonable. After Tuesday&#8217;s loss to the Yankees, Ortiz was asked about the slow start to his season [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5466,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5466"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}