{"id":519404,"date":"2010-04-07T13:03:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T17:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grist.org\/article\/2010-04-07-imaginary-underwater-subway-lines-are-always-the-most-convenient\/"},"modified":"2010-04-07T13:03:14","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T17:03:14","slug":"imaginary-underwater-subway-lines-are-always-the-most-convenient-route","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/519404","title":{"rendered":"Imaginary, underwater subway lines are always the most convenient route"},"content":{"rendered":"

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<\/a>Transit Authority FiguresFor publicly transitive folks like myself, why does it seem that the fastest way between two points is an imaginary subway line<\/a>? And a watery one, to boot!<\/p>\n

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If I were an East Coaster, I’d definitely submerse myself in these non-existent, though wish-listily handy transit routes<\/a>, even if their actual construction would be a big, wet flop.<\/p>\n

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All a-surfboard!<\/p>\n

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by Ashley Braun Transit Authority FiguresFor publicly transitive folks like myself, why does it seem that the fastest way between two points is an imaginary subway line? And a watery one, to boot! If I were an East Coaster, I’d definitely submerse myself in these non-existent, though wish-listily handy transit routes, even if their actual […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":765,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/765"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}