{"id":535619,"date":"2010-04-20T16:33:04","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T20:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=101257"},"modified":"2010-04-20T16:33:04","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T20:33:04","slug":"10-male-celebrities-caught-gawking-at-women%e2%80%99s-breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/535619","title":{"rendered":"10 Male Celebrities Caught Gawking at Women\u2019s Breasts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Busted! Who hasn\u2019t been there? Caught mid-stare, barely even aware of what they\u2019re doing. And while it may seem easy for girls to pass judgement, remember it\u2019s them that lay the bait \u2013 often putting it on a plate \u2013 everyone knows kawangas have a tendency to catch the eye, jahoobies a way of jumping out in your face, and gazongas a habit of beguiling the gaze. That said, being busted in the fleeting flow of real time is one thing; being caught in a photograph, wandering eyes forever frozen in an instant, is quite another. No opportunity to look away or feign ignorance now: the flash bulb has already gone, and so too your cultivated exterior. Just ask these ogling celebs.<\/p>\n

1. Bruce Willis ogling Halle Berry<\/h3>\n

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You can almost hear the intake of breath. \u201cWhooo!\u201d exclaims a blown away Bruce Willis, then: \u201cDid I say that or just think it?\u201d You said it Bruce, if not with your mouth then certainly with every other expressive feature of your bald-headed bonce. And who can blame him? He certainly wasn\u2019t the first to be caught admiring the cleavage of Halle Berry, whom he starred with in Perfect Stranger<\/em>, and neither will he be the last. He might, however, be the first to be so unashamedly caught in the act of so doing. Perfect Stranger<\/em> may have flopped at the box office, but the Die Hard<\/em> star shows he\u2019s not going to wilt from the chance to ogle a co-star as spectacularly endowed as Ms Berry. Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*****!<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Puff Daddy ogling Jessica Biel<\/h3>\n

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This one\u2019s from the Golden Globe Awards, but it seems Puff Daddy misunderstood exactly what kind of golden globes he was meant to be bequeathing with the help of co-presenter Jennifer Beil. The 7th Heaven<\/em> starlet is happy to smile for the cameras but, lost in his own personal nirvana, Puffy\u2019s clearly got something in his eye \u2013 and we just hope he didn\u2019t try and hand them over to whoever it was won the award. The bad ass rapper is better known for his infatuation with ample booties than whacking great bazookas like those bestowed upon Ms Biel, but here he highlights he\u2019s not averse to either, and even the sexy star of The Illusionist<\/em> can do nothing to conceal his appreciative props.<\/p>\n

3. Dusting Hoffman ogling Angelina Jolie<\/h3>\n

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The naysayers will claim this shot, from the 2008 premiere of Kung Fu Panda<\/em>, merely shows a doting Dustin Hoffman gazing at the wonder of Mother Nature that is Angelina Jolie\u2019s child-bearing belly, she at the time having been pregnant with Brad Pitt\u2019s twins. Others may take the more cynical view that the former Graduate<\/em> star\u2019s eyes were fixed on another inflated double bump on his co-star\u2019s person, proving that while the beholder may get older, the objects of desire stay the same age. Dustin, we acknowledge you\u2019ve been one of finest actors of your generation, but to be caught so flagrantly lost in awe of the fineries of a fellow professional \u2013 well, it isn\u2019t befitting a man of your stature.<\/p>\n

4. Woody Allen ogling Scarlett Johansson<\/h3>\n

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Now Scarlett Johansson has a pair of yahoos to make any red-blooded male cry yabadabadoo, but Woody Allen is no Fred Flintstone and the award-winning actress whose chest he\u2019s so absorbed in is no Wilma. In point of fact, she\u2019s young enough to be his granddaughter. Allen was panned by The Guardian<\/em> for the \u201cinadvertent moment\u201d in which he was caught \u201cadmiring his latest muse’s principal talents\u201d, arguing that \u201cevery time old Woody juxtaposes himself with the young Scarlett he once again triggers that ick factor.\u201d We agree there is something tragic about the declining director being captured so at the premier of his film, Vicky Christina Barcelona<\/em> \u2013 but if it weren\u2019t Woody, well…<\/p>\n

5. Justin Timberlake ogling Janet Jackson<\/h3>\n

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If any of the entries on this list are excusable, it\u2019s this one featuring Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson from that <\/em>Super Bowl halftime show nobody could forget. When Justin sang, \u201cGonna have you naked by the end of this song” he, so he says, little realised how much he meant it. Out popped one of Janet\u2019s puppies, and the world said \u201cWoof!\u201d If all eyes weren\u2019t on the performing pair by this point, they were now, and as Justin\u2019s peepers were closest to the action, he of course was the one to get busted. After the show, both performers apologised for what Jackson called an \u201caccident\u201d and Timberlake a \u201cwardrobe malfunction\u201d. Even, so a star was born that night, and Justin had it in his eye.<\/p>\n

6. Danny Radcliffe ogling Emma Watson<\/h3>\n

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With or without Freud, it\u2019s clear our infatuation with the female breasts begins at a young age, so who can blame the youthful Danny Radcliffe \u2013 better known as Harry Potter \u2013 for stealing a gleeful glance at co-star Emma Watson\u2019s budding bosom. Still, someone should have reminded the lead of the fantasy-adventure franchise that no amount of Hogwarts trickery would make his misdemeanour invisible to the paparazzi at a promotional photo shoot. Meanwhile, co-star Watson, aka Hermione Granger, looks either blissfully ignorant or as though she\u2019s growling something along the lines of: \u201cDaniel, touch my butt again and no amount of magic will grow back what I break off\u201d (cheezburger.com).<\/p>\n

7. John Kerry ogling prospective voters<\/h3>\n

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The wisdom that it\u2019s better to avoid sneaking a peak at women’s breasts when numerous photographers have their lenses trained on you was clearly lost on US Senator John Kerry. If it weren\u2019t for the tender age of the teenaged ladies being gawped at by the former White House wannabe, this picture would be both funny and instructive to those training in the art of the ogle: everyone knows that the key to covert Godzilla-gazing is not only wearing shades, but looking away from the target in question and moving only the eyes. As it is, Kerry gets busted on camera, and his advisers should have told him that\u2019s definitely no way to convince prospective voters you care about them. Gross.<\/p>\n

8. George W Bush ogling attendant<\/h3>\n

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Just so you understand we\u2019re politically neutral about our pick of busty busts, we bring you one from the other side of the political fence, proving that Republicans can ogle with the best of them too. This one presents George W Bush, the man who sent Kerry packing, caught being served up some vintage cleavage \u2013 and the ex-president is hardly averting his gaze. Dubya had some classic media moments during his time in office, but what tended to make them sparkle was the supreme ineptness of how he used his mouth as opposed to his eyes. Here he demonstrates no one should have \u201cmisunderestimated\u201d his capacity for sizing up two sides of a pressing situation.<\/p>\n

9. Jake Gyllenhaal ogling Jennifer Anniston<\/h3>\n

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When Jennifer filmed The Good Girl<\/em> with then newbie celebrity, Jake Gyllenhaal the Donnie Darko actor had the honour of being the first actor to deflower the former Friends <\/em>star \u2013 in a love scene that is. However, clearly cavorting naked in bed with his hot co-star in front of 40 crew members was not enough for the greedy Gyllenhaal. No, he needed to feast his eyes once more on the norks so neatly concealed beneath that skimpy black dress, watched by hundreds of hungry photographers. Both actors have presented the other with awards, but it seems Jake is more taken by some of Jennifer\u2019s attributes than others \u2013 and we\u2019re not going to quibble about his anatomical taste.<\/p>\n

10. Garry Marshall ogling Anne Hathaway<\/h3>\n

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Rounding off our list of Goodyears-gawkers is another dirty old director, this time Happy Days<\/em> creator Garry Marshall, seen here \u2018directing\u2019 Anne Hathaway, the actress he fell in love with when she auditioned for her role in Disney flick, The Princess Diaries<\/em>. Since then, Hathaway\u2019s star has risen almost as far as Marshall\u2019s eyes have fallen in this picture, and it would certainly appear to be to his liking \u2013 if not to hers \u2013 that the two have again been re-united for the 2010 ensemble comedy, Valentine’s Day<\/em>. Now we know it\u2019s sometimes difficult to avoid being caught staring, but as we\u2019ve learnt, there\u2019s a time, a place, and an age for it \u2013 and it\u2019s not when you\u2019re collecting your pension.<\/p>\n

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