{"id":542253,"date":"2010-04-23T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10004915"},"modified":"2010-04-23T13:17:39","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T17:17:39","slug":"woman-takes-clothes-into-walmart-changing-room-to-pee-on-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/542253","title":{"rendered":"Woman Takes Clothes Into Walmart Changing Room To Pee On Them"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If there’s any lesson to be learned from this story it’s this: When you decide to take a bunch of clothes into a store’s changing room with the intention of voiding your bladder all over them, do not<\/i> leave your wallet behind.<\/p>\n

That’s what police in Cape Coral, FL, allege a 22-year-old woman did at her local Walmart. <\/p>\n

According to authorities, employees saw the suspect take $163 worth of clothing from the racks into the changing room, where she apparently decided to test their urine absorption capacity.<\/p>\n

She made it easy work for the police to find her by leaving her wallet, complete with driver’s license, in the room with the pee-drenched pile of clothes.<\/p>\n

The woman has been charged with criminal mischief and property damage and has been released on $500 bail.<\/p>\n

We’re going to assume that the clothes were not immediately put back on the sales floor.<\/p>\n

Police arrest woman suspected of urinating on clothes at Cape Coral Walmart<\/a> [News-Press.com]<\/p>\n

Thanks to Ron for the tip!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If there’s any lesson to be learned from this story it’s this: When you decide to take a bunch of clothes into a store’s changing room with the intention of voiding your bladder all over them, do not leave your wallet behind. That’s what police in Cape Coral, FL, allege a 22-year-old woman did at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5519,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5519"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}